Re-Read This One Just for My Word Press Rant! (It is Under or Below or Above My Rolling Stones Video) Fuck WordPress! ok AND I added some of My “Brilliant” Film Critic Commentary TOO! LMFAO!!!! (AND A WP Bashing vid just fer Shits and GRINS!)

Content Creator Cred: Alec G.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkJzMNGg-RyJqXTsIlE1WVQ

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WordPress!

You’re gonna Cry!

Here are ALL

The REASONS Why!

Or as My Ex, Lisa Always Called her:

“Olivia Neutron Bomb!”

I have a “Proper”

“Fully-Functional” Post Tribute to HER in-My-Head!

That I am Gonna Write!

But for Now!

This is

Just-A-Teeeese!

Butt For Now

JUST

ENJOY!

BOYS!

Eye-Candy!

is

DANDY!

OH

My

GOD!

What

I

Would

Not

GIVE

Just

For

Two

Minutes!

With

Her!

It

Would

Be

“Electra-Defyin”

Worth

Dyin’

For!

This Filmed Scene is Brilliance in A bottle!

EVERYTHING WORKS!

BRILLIANT!

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Let’s

Get

Physical

Baby!!

Look At Me!

I’m Sandra Fukkin’ D!

I have always Been Johnny Be Goode!

But I wanna Be

Johnny-Be-Bad!

It’s a Fuckin’ Life’s

WORK!

(I’m STILL ‘Werkin’ & Jerkin’ & Twerkin’ The Fuckin’ ‘Problem!’)

OLIVIA!

Be MY

BE MY

Be My Little Baby!

Vid Cred: THE MUSIC ENHANCEMENT CHANNEL

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCymxfkAWH8E_PYmkvnLzTPQ

OOOOH

Baby!

Baby!

Sorry Linda!

You Know I’m a SLUT!

AND A FUCKING SNAKE!!!

(YOU KNEW THIS FROM DAY ONE!)

Vid Cred: ClassicPerformances2

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsoQB7iT7zeWhAIn5XrfhlQ

See Mark??

Asshole!

I am tryin’ to mend my fuckin’ ways!

Thanks to you!

You asshole!

(Love Ya Bro!)

Redemption FUCKIN’ Song!

(See Below ASSHOLE!)

Go Fuck Yourself Mark!

You RALLY AIN’T ALL THAT!

IN FACT,

Lately,

You Ain’t ’bout Shite!

Go Get Wrecked!

YOUR RECENT ‘EFFORTS’

You Sir,

ARE BEGINNING TO BORE ME!

And

I AM NOT NICE WHEN I’m BORED!

TRUST ME.

‘THEY’ KNOW!

And! Yes! I come as Advertised!

I AM a FUCKIN’ Asshole!

But I’m an HONEST Fuckin’ AssHole!

Fuck did You Expect!

Are you that fuckin’ Naive? (Yeah! I gots me SOME Fuck’ng “Anger Issues” Right About now! Don’t Even Ask Me How—Trust me! Y’all doan wanna know!) I’ll probably return to some semblace place of “Normal” once I sleep it off. But I hope NOT! Oh God! I Hope NOT! I am ‘lovin’ My inner-bitch self! I love HIM. Even If no one else Can-can!

I have four ex-wives for ref, if you don’t believe me!

Oh Man! Only God

(Yours, not mine)

Knows! But that is betwix me and she/him!

Fuk this whurl!

Stop this Fucking train!

Some asshole lied about the destination!

I Thought I was going to Vegas! And I ended up RIGHT back in this shit = HOLE of my life! I fuckin’ ‘paid’ money for this? You’ve got to be kidding me! Please wake me the fuck up! This nightmare is startin’ to SUCK! Major SUCK-AGE! i suppose it is all about ‘age’, ain’t it? Curmudgeon Function Junction!

Mal-Function!

(And Life)

Is Just a Fuckin’ Shot

(Of Booze)

Away! gO The FuCk aaway fRO

mE.

I NEITHER,

NEED

NOR WANT

YER

FUCKIN’ SYMPATICO SIMPLISTIC

SISSY-PHANT BULLSHITE!

(And Here is YET ANOTHER Vid That WordPress Managed to FUCK up!–

They have an entire Department At WP!

It is Called

“The Department of How We Can Fuck Things UP”

LOAD TIME IS FUCKING FOREVER!

Oh Yeah!

Almost Forgot

Credit: Fuckin’ Rollin’ Stoned

#TheRollingStones#GimmeShelter#OfficialLyricVideo

The Rolling Stones – Gimme Shelter (Official Lyric Video)

Hey Mark!

You are cordially invited to

KISS MY ASS!

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MOTHERFUCK YOU WORDPRESS!!!!!

SEE THE COMMENTS SECTION TO SEE HOW I AM ABOUT TO GO FUCKIN’ POSTAL ON SOME WP ASSHOLE—FIRST ONE I CAN FIND! I DON’T GIVE A SHIT IF I MUST FLY TO MUMBAI! I AM PERSONALLY GOING TO PUT A ROUND INTO THE HEAD OF THE FIRST WORDPRESS MOTHER-FUCKER I DISCOVER!!!

Right Between The FUCKIN’ Eyes!

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Foot-in-mouth Note:

A Represenative of ‘Commerce’ Finest showed up at Mi Casa.

Said he had to take me

AWAY!

(For ‘Internet Threats!’ I had made)

Allegedly!

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Can Y’all say

“Big Brother??”

I knew you could!

Guess Commerce PD are fans of my blog!

Asshole put his hands on me!

I asked him if there were not more important things he could find to do with his fucking hands.

Then he pointed his revolver at at me,

I went along quietly

(I may be stupidly insane, but I ain’t sucicidal)

And I harbor NO ‘Sucicidaal’

‘Fucking Death-By-Cop Vain Fanasy!”

Tendencies!

And I KNOW HOW TO

“BIDEN’

MY FUCKING TIME’in!

Revenge is a dish

More Delish

When Served Up Cold-Up-And Bleedin’

Its ASS Off!!

But You Can’t See Me!

Stupid Asshole!

I can Make Myself FUCKIN’ Invisible!

Then I will Come for Your Son Late in The Night!

JUST LIKE THAT FUCKIN’ NIGHTMARE YOU USED TO HAVE WHEN YOU WERE STILL SUCKIN’ ON YER MOMMY’S TIT!

SCARED YET?

YOU FUCKIN’ WELL

SHOULD BE!

OH! I’M SORRY!

I FORGOT

HOW FUCKIN’ STUPID YOU ARE!

MY BAD!

And You Won’t Even Know What Just Happened.

You Will Probably Just Call it an

“Act of God!”

And I’ll laugh

at

Your Dumb-Ass!

As I Feed Your Son To My Pet

“Where-the-Fuck We’re You Daddy???”

Wolves!

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

NEVER!

EVER!

FUCK!

WITH ME!!!!

THE REGRET WILL BE ALL ON YOU!

BITCH!

Speaking of Cynthia.

Was I?

See other

recent Fucking Post!

As I said,

We talked

A Lot

Today

Okay?

So,

I asked her,

“Any Mother-Fuckers have a problem with me as a neiebor?

She said, and I quote,

“Only that Mother-Fucker next door who complained about yer loud music.

“Oh! You mean that Mother-Fucker who hit me up for free beer at least trice a week?”

“Yeah! That Mother-Fucker!”

Cyn said.

I said,

“I shoulda kicked his ass long ago!”

“Yes, You shoulda”

She said.

“t’s on my bucket list,” I said back.

Then she kissed me.

I said,

The asshole coulda just knocked on my fuckin’ door and asked me to turn my fuckin’ music the fuck down.”

Cyn said,

“I know, Lots of crazy peeps live here,

I said,

“Yeah! I am one of the inmatetes, Peeps should not try my good nature.

She said

“I know, but I love you so!”

I said,

“I know, but I love you more!”

(I really wanna bed her! But that would

ruin

Our Goddamn

Perfection

‘Lationship!

There are some Things

EVEN I

Refuse

To FUCK WITH! (My ‘Track-Record’ with All The women I Have Loved and Fucked-Over is painflly well – fuckin; docum- demionated …. Dementiaon ‘ated! on theses pages)

Oh FUCK All of This!!!!

I’m an Asshole!!!!

At Least I Admit it!

Unlike most of

The

Other

ASSHOLES

I KNOW!

I worked for a Texas Rancher

For

Years

And I fucked his Daughter

For Years!

One day he drew me aside

After I had wrecked his best tractor!

He said.

And I fuckin’ Quote!

He said,

“Son, You could ter’ up an anvil with a rubber mallet”

He was spot-on with that!

I was compelled to admit.

Footnote Story I love to tell on myself:

He (My GF’s Daddy) and MY Daddy were rummaging/fuckin about one day

In my

Bedroom

Why?

I have no fucking clue.

Madelyn neither

But the fuck they were

Looking for fuck do I know,

Whatever the fuck they were looking for, they did not find!

Guess what they did find though!

A half-empty box of condoms!

Maddy told of this later.

That was the first time in my life I experienced a real fear of death

I was twice dead!

One by the daddy of my girl

Two by the killing and ass beatin’ I was about to receive from

My

Father

Not to mention the maniacal laughter I was gonna suffer to endure from that bitch on wheels step-mother of mine!

The ONLY Comfort I got was from My Belov’d Madelyn

And if you don’t know who the fuck she is you must be fucking ‘new’ here!

Try some reading!

Don’t Worry Y’all! I’ll Be DEAD SOON

And Put You Out of My Misery!

“Here lies Lance!

He Lived

He Lied (a lot— why we called him “Lance-a-Lot)

He lived He died

No Motherfuckers

Cried

But some

were overheard

Sayin’

Siscreetly

Succintly

Quietly…

Under their Breath

In

Unison!

Thank God and Grayhound

He’s Gone!

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