Content Creator Cred: Alec G.
You’re gonna Cry!
Here are ALL
The REASONS Why!
Or as My Ex, Lisa Always Called her:
“Olivia Neutron Bomb!”
I have a “Proper”
“Fully-Functional” Post Tribute to HER in-My-Head!
That I am Gonna Write!
But for Now!
Butt For Now
This Filmed Scene is Brilliance in A bottle!
Look At Me!
I’m Sandra Fukkin’ D!
I have always Been Johnny Be Goode!
But I wanna Be
It’s a Fuckin’ Life’s
(I’m STILL ‘Werkin’ & Jerkin’ & Twerkin’ The Fuckin’ ‘Problem!’)
Be My Little Baby!
Vid Cred: THE MUSIC ENHANCEMENT CHANNEL
You Know I’m a SLUT!
AND A FUCKING SNAKE!!!
(YOU KNEW THIS FROM DAY ONE!)
Vid Cred: ClassicPerformances2
I am tryin’ to mend my fuckin’ ways!
Thanks to you!
(Love Ya Bro!)
Redemption FUCKIN’ Song!
(See Below ASSHOLE!)
Go Fuck Yourself Mark!
You RALLY AIN’T ALL THAT!
You Ain’t ’bout Shite!
Go Get Wrecked!
YOUR RECENT ‘EFFORTS’
ARE BEGINNING TO BORE ME!
I AM NOT NICE WHEN I’m BORED!
And! Yes! I come as Advertised!
I AM a FUCKIN’ Asshole!
But I’m an HONEST Fuckin’ AssHole!
Fuck did You Expect!
Are you that fuckin’ Naive? (Yeah! I gots me SOME Fuck’ng “Anger Issues” Right About now! Don’t Even Ask Me How—Trust me! Y’all doan wanna know!) I’ll probably return to some semblace place of “Normal” once I sleep it off. But I hope NOT! Oh God! I Hope NOT! I am ‘lovin’ My inner-bitch self! I love HIM. Even If no one else Can-can!
I have four ex-wives for ref, if you don’t believe me!
Oh Man! Only God
(Yours, not mine)
Knows! But that is betwix me and she/him!
Fuk this whurl!
Stop this Fucking train!
Some asshole lied about the destination!
I Thought I was going to Vegas! And I ended up RIGHT back in this shit = HOLE of my life! I fuckin’ ‘paid’ money for this? You’ve got to be kidding me! Please wake me the fuck up! This nightmare is startin’ to SUCK! Major SUCK-AGE! i suppose it is all about ‘age’, ain’t it? Curmudgeon Function Junction!
Is Just a Fuckin’ Shot
Away! gO The FuCk aaway fRO
FUCKIN’ SYMPATICO SIMPLISTIC
(And Here is YET ANOTHER Vid That WordPress Managed to FUCK up!–
They have an entire Department At WP!
It is Called
“The Department of How We Can Fuck Things UP”
LOAD TIME IS FUCKING FOREVER!
Credit: Fuckin’ Rollin’ Stoned
The Rolling Stones – Gimme Shelter (Official Lyric Video)
You are cordially invited to
KISS MY ASS!
MOTHERFUCK YOU WORDPRESS!!!!!
SEE THE COMMENTS SECTION TO SEE HOW I AM ABOUT TO GO FUCKIN’ POSTAL ON SOME WP ASSHOLE—FIRST ONE I CAN FIND! I DON’T GIVE A SHIT IF I MUST FLY TO MUMBAI! I AM PERSONALLY GOING TO PUT A ROUND INTO THE HEAD OF THE FIRST WORDPRESS MOTHER-FUCKER I DISCOVER!!!
Right Between The FUCKIN’ Eyes!
A Represenative of ‘Commerce’ Finest showed up at Mi Casa.
Said he had to take me
(For ‘Internet Threats!’ I had made)
Can Y’all say
I knew you could!
Guess Commerce PD are fans of my blog!
Asshole put his hands on me!
I asked him if there were not more important things he could find to do with his fucking hands.
Then he pointed his revolver at at me,
I went along quietly
(I may be stupidly insane, but I ain’t sucicidal)
And I harbor NO ‘Sucicidaal’
‘Fucking Death-By-Cop Vain Fanasy!”
And I KNOW HOW TO
MY FUCKING TIME’in!
Revenge is a dish
When Served Up Cold-Up-And Bleedin’
Its ASS Off!!
But You Can’t See Me!
I can Make Myself FUCKIN’ Invisible!
Then I will Come for Your Son Late in The Night!
JUST LIKE THAT FUCKIN’ NIGHTMARE YOU USED TO HAVE WHEN YOU WERE STILL SUCKIN’ ON YER MOMMY’S TIT!
YOU FUCKIN’ WELL
OH! I’M SORRY!
HOW FUCKIN’ STUPID YOU ARE!
And You Won’t Even Know What Just Happened.
You Will Probably Just Call it an
“Act of God!”
And I’ll laugh
As I Feed Your Son To My Pet
“Where-the-Fuck We’re You Daddy???”
THE REGRET WILL BE ALL ON YOU!
Speaking of Cynthia.
recent Fucking Post!
As I said,
I asked her,
“Any Mother-Fuckers have a problem with me as a neiebor?
She said, and I quote,
“Only that Mother-Fucker next door who complained about yer loud music.
“Oh! You mean that Mother-Fucker who hit me up for free beer at least trice a week?”
“Yeah! That Mother-Fucker!”
“I shoulda kicked his ass long ago!”
“Yes, You shoulda”
“t’s on my bucket list,” I said back.
Then she kissed me.
The asshole coulda just knocked on my fuckin’ door and asked me to turn my fuckin’ music the fuck down.”
“I know, Lots of crazy peeps live here,
“Yeah! I am one of the inmatetes, Peeps should not try my good nature.
“I know, but I love you so!”
“I know, but I love you more!”
(I really wanna bed her! But that would
There are some Things
To FUCK WITH! (My ‘Track-Record’ with All The women I Have Loved and Fucked-Over is painflly well – fuckin; docum- demionated …. Dementiaon ‘ated! on theses pages)
Oh FUCK All of This!!!!
I’m an Asshole!!!!
At Least I Admit it!
Unlike most of
I worked for a Texas Rancher
And I fucked his Daughter
One day he drew me aside
After I had wrecked his best tractor!
And I fuckin’ Quote!
“Son, You could ter’ up an anvil with a rubber mallet”
He was spot-on with that!
I was compelled to admit.
Footnote Story I love to tell on myself:
He (My GF’s Daddy) and MY Daddy were rummaging/fuckin about one day
I have no fucking clue.
But the fuck they were
Looking for fuck do I know,
Whatever the fuck they were looking for, they did not find!
Guess what they did find though!
A half-empty box of condoms!
Maddy told of this later.
That was the first time in my life I experienced a real fear of death
I was twice dead!
One by the daddy of my girl
Two by the killing and ass beatin’ I was about to receive from
Not to mention the maniacal laughter I was gonna suffer to endure from that bitch on wheels step-mother of mine!
The ONLY Comfort I got was from My Belov’d Madelyn
And if you don’t know who the fuck she is you must be fucking ‘new’ here!
Try some reading!
Don’t Worry Y’all! I’ll Be DEAD SOON
And Put You Out of My Misery!
“Here lies Lance!
He Lied (a lot— why we called him “Lance-a-Lot)
He lived He died
Under their Breath
Thank God and Grayhound