Why The Fuck Do You Think I Enlisted in The US Fuckin’ Navy?
Sure! Some of it was My Ego!
I Thought I Could Become a Fuckin’ NAVY FUCKIN’ SEAL Guess What?
That did Not Pan Out For Me!
Fuckin’ Twice!
Did I Blame Anyone But Me?
Of Course Not!
(Wow! there’s too mucho mas profanity in this post! But! I am fuckin’ Sailor! Ignore or block me!)
POSITIVE!
CRED FOR BELOW: MISTER Coffey Anderson
I LOVE MY AMERICA!
CRED: LEE GREENWOOD
Author’s Note and Warning
How I hear my “inner post Voice”:
Or, if you prefer,
“Clang Clang Clang Went My Folly”
Maybe THIS Version Won’t
Take
Three Fuckin’ Decades To Load!
Here’s to Hopin’!
My Daddy, Ralph A. Marcom,
once said something incredible stupid to me. Actually it was more of a lament.
He was just thinking out loud, I suppose.
I was knee – deep in my rehearsals with Sister Madelyn, getting ready to perform “The Sound of Music” — read about that somewhere else in these pages. Anyway, he said to me, or asked me: “Why don’t kids ever get together and say, “Let’s put on a show?”
I said, “Daddy, ‘Summer – Stock’ was just a fantasy. No one ever lived that.”
I think that was the beginning of the ending of my relationship, my good one, with my father.
Summer Stock, Le Trailer:
Vid Cred: Panos Golfis
Vid Cred: pokeahugkiss
Street Cred for Vid: kherrick90
Credit: TOPPOP: Star sisters
“Any barmaid can be a star-made”
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Hey Film Buffs!
This (Below) is Required Watching!
Right On!
Spot On!
Dead On!
Thank YOU! Critical Drinker Man!
You Nailed My Same Same Sentiment!
Visit Crit Drinker Here Below:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSJPFQdZwrOutnmSFYtbstA
The Genesis of all this Bullshit:
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And No!
I also did NOT watch ‘The Oscars’ on My Tee-Vee Either.
I had Something Better to Do!
Like Picking The Lint Outta My Belly-Button.
(Which Was More Gratifying & Satisfying)
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Golden Age
Lost Now–Magic Has Gone
Never Get It Back
That Ship Has Sailed
Out-of-Sight
Missing Somewhere Over That Recent Rainbow…
My father used to tell a great story about some university asshole who was trying to impress him:
Dude said,
“The reason Wizard of Oz was in Black and White was because in the beginning, 1939, they really did not have color film.”
Daddy replied, “That is fascinating. I suppose when Dorothy got back to Kansas, they had lost that technology, as it went back to black and white.”
Come On!
Get Happy!!
What a Dame!
Judy! Judy! Judy!
There definitely ain’t nothin’ like a dame
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No Business Like Show Business….
Adding-dumb Dumb da Dumb
(I miss my Daddy; He loved Old Movies)
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Bonus’esses
Excesses???
(Bring Your Own Dresses)
Of course the Andrews Sisters Inter-text did not escape me.
It’s Silly and Stupid
(But Rather Endearing) :
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I love My Oh So Rich American Culture–I Ain’t Rich, but surely you know what I mean.
I love my excesses
Bring your own dresses
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Am I gay?
No!
No Way!
I don’t Play that way.
(I just Color outside the lines.)