I keep chasing him and sprayin’ at him! Aparrently My aim is for shit! And In My Navy Range Master Daze I could shoot a gnat in the ass from 100 yards! Now I can’t even find my ass with both hands! Let alone kill a fukkin’ fly! All I managed to hit was My Glass of Gin/Vodka Mixxed Death Atomic Cocktail! ! Fuk it! I drank it anyway just to see what would happen! More bang for my buck! I figgered!
I’m still alive.
For Right Meow Anyhow!
Vid Cred: isamsamuel
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“A Fly Went By”
Read Aloud for Children
If Y’all cannot figure out the obvious poignant message here for today, you are probably reading the wrong blog.
No cute kitty vids will be found here.
Sorry
Street Cred for Reading: Tallulah Skya
There is a fly.
There is a fly.
There is a fly buzzing by
Landing on my keyboard
Fucking with me.
Can’t swat him
Can’t spay him
Can’t spray him
(Keyboard thing. Electronics Thang) No spraying.
Caint slay him. (I tried)
Can’t fuck him (I tried that too)
Can’t kill him.
Guess I’ll just have to learn to live with him.
In my mouse-house.
Fuck me!
Twice
Honestly
The shit I am forced to accept in my life!
I guess that’s the ‘reality’ Baby!
Bugs!!
Cred: Bobbie, benjichilders, et al. Duh!
Oh and Donovan!
Who I cannot Stand!
Not a Fan!
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“Hey Look at me! With the DDT!”
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