Ben Rector – The Thanksgiving Song:
Once, during a Thanksgiving, we were all seated about the solid oak table (sat 14) in the ‘Great Hall’ of Marcom Manor. There was my ‘family’ such as it was… And a few invited guests from out of town.
Madelyn and I were seated next to each other…
There was salad and shit in front of us.
No turkey yet
Gloria, my bitch stepmother, got up and announced,
“I am going to get the turkey now.”
Madelyn rolled her eyes at me.
I laughed inside.
Gloria returned with her prize.
Madelyn would not eat a bite.
In spite of filling her plate…
Bitch Gloria (Madelyn’s Mom)
Asked, “Madelyn, aren’t you going to eat?”
Madelyn said, “No. I don’t wanna dilute my buzz.”
I laughed my ass off!
How I miss her!
How much I miss her!