Vice is nice.
Candy is dandy
But liquor is quicker
It should go w/o saying from me:
I say it anyway:
I lust after Lagertha
Because I used to be a sometime warrior.
And strong women rock me
And my world.
Shield-maiden, Made In Heaven
Naw. Hell. Made in Hell. More Bettah
(I still love you Baby!)
But I had to go
See way below…
For all the reasons this is so
A Charming Darling:
If she sees this my favorite shared photo below, she will kill me.
Or very least, castrate me.
Not sure yet which way I wanna go.
English!
I love everything English/British!
I had one once.
She drove me crazy!
I was no longer the smartest in the room.
She made me crazy
I still love her
And I still miss her
Marvelous much
Woe is me
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Was me….
Once:
******
Only My English Lover/Woman will get the joke.
If she ever reads this
(I pray to God she don’t.)
As for The rest of You,
Well…
Never mind.
We did that whole DNA THING
Turns out I am more English than She
She is Viking—Hundred percent.
Now it all makes some semblance of sense…
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Cowboy Rides Away
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Armadillos by Mournin’
Go away from me
Leave me alone
All alone