Just a Quick One For Fun (Food Makes Me Throw Up In My Mouth)

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Today was a beautiful Texas early-autumn day.

Forever Autumn

Jeff Wayne, Richard Burton, Justin Hayward

This is a Most Beautiful Song

I Had The Entire ‘War of The Worlds’ On Cassette When I was in Sinai

Played it so much I had to buy a new copy

My cassette player ate my first

I threw THAT Cassette Player into a Wadi for The Bedouins and Bought a new, more better, more loyal one!

(Srry; I gots distracted; it happens—post is below)

Only a few problems:

I was dangerously low on booze.

(And I HATE DT MAN!)

Must Re-Post. Sorry Kiddoes! Delirium Tremens Man Showed. And This Time He Wasn’t Playin’

And it was a Sunday.

And I was drunk

I refuse to drive drunk.

Not because I fear The LAW

But because I don’t wanna harm some innocent.

I went outside and sat down.

The sky was so blue

The air was so clean

I watched three crows on the wing

Diving down ever’ once in a while…

Picking up on shiny things

Joni!

Black Crow

“I looked at the morning
After being up all night
I looked at my haggard face in the bathroom light
I looked out the window
And I I saw that ragged soul take flight
I saw a back crow flying
In a blue sky“

Had heard Timothy, my neighbor, mucking about.

Figured he could drive me to the beer store soon as they could legally (Crack of Noon in Tejas–Gotta let them Church O’ Christers outta their pen) sell me some wine or beer, or le both.

And some Copenhagen and a bit of food too (While I was at it)

But he was shade-tree mechanic working on someone’s car down the way.

So I just waited and watched the crows

And day-dreamed of booze and food….

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To be continued

I Promise

Copenhagen Junkie – Chris LeDoux

Vid Share Street Cred: tjcrnj

Ramen Noodle Song

Vid Cred: Cartoon Connect

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Had to add

From the Commentary Section:

barbaramullenix to Lance:
“I love me some Ramen Noodles. Cheap too!“

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Lance to barbaramullenix:

“Yeah, Ramen Noodles are chock – full of vitamins and minerals & nutrition come to fruition

Vitamin ‘A’ for ‘Asshole, you should not be eating this’
Vitamin ‘C’ for ‘You really are a dumb cunt, ain’t ya?’

Vitamin ‘D’ for “this Dumbass gonna eat this Shit
Mineral ‘S’ for “You’re gonna have a stroke’
Vitamin ‘E’ for ‘Eat me; see what happens to yer body’

Vitamin ‘K’ for You’re not gonna be OK, So’K?”

LOLOLOLOL!

Cheers!

–Lance

6 thoughts on “Just a Quick One For Fun (Food Makes Me Throw Up In My Mouth)”

  3. Well, you finally topped yourself. I have some of the ‘thickest’ skin around and you finally pissed me off enough to tell you. I don’t know the sort of women you associate with, but none, to my knowledge, after hearing the work ‘cunt’ would have anything to do with you. I would reconsider your claim to be a ‘functioning’ alcoholic if you deem some of your phrasing to be anything but misogynistic.
    Goodbye, and I hope you eventually get your life together.

  4. barbaramullenix,

    Yeah, Ramen Noodles are chock – full of vitamins and minerals

    Vitamin ‘A’ for ‘Asshole, you should not be eating this’
    Vitamin ‘C’ for ‘You really are a dumb cunt, ain’t ya?’
    Mineral ‘S’ for “you’re gonna have a stroke’
    Vitamin ‘E’ for ‘Eat me; see what happens to yer body’

    LOLOLOLOL!

    Cheers!
    –Lance

  5. barbaramullenix,

    Dear Barb,

    I am gonna repeat a crude quote we had in the Nav regarding Navy chow.
    (Please don’t take offense)

    “As long as it makes a turd…”

    Cheers!
    –Lance

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