If You Call Yourself A Diva, You’re Probably A
CUNT!
Cred: Sarah Silverman
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Elton John, Dua Lipa – Cold Heart
(Sorry Hank. Thank You Elton)
Cred: Sir Elton John
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Okay Hank:
Devil Deserves His Due:
Cred for Vid: Country At Its Finest
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Read the comment here if you have no life or a min of time to waste:
barbaramullenix November 15, 2021 at 12:59
“Well, you finally topped yourself. I have some of the ‘thickest’ skin around and you finally pissed me off enough to tell you. I don’t know the sort of women you associate with, but none, to my knowledge, after hearing the work ‘cunt’ would have anything to do with you. I would reconsider your claim to be a ‘functioning’ alcoholic if you deem some of your phrasing to be anything but misogynistic.
Goodbye, and I hope you eventually get your life together.“
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I’m Calling ‘Bullshit’ On Her Comment:
Supercilious Bitch!
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“misogynistic?!”
Are You fucking kidding me?!
I am about as far removed from misogyny as one can possibly be!
Read My Fuckin’ Blog!
I do nothing but celebrate & praise women on these pages!
Today was a beautiful Texas early-autumn day.
Forever Autumn
Jeff Wayne, Richard Burton, Justin Hayward
This is a Most Beautiful Song
I Had The Entire ‘War of The Worlds’ On Cassette When I was in Sinai
Played it so much I had to buy a new copy
My cassette player ate my first
I threw THAT Cassette Player into a Wadi for The Bedouins and Bought a new, more better, more loyal one!
(Srry; I gots distracted—post is below)
Only a few problems:
I was dangerously low on booze.
(And I HATE DT MAN!)
And it was a Sunday.
And I was drunk
I refuse to drive drunk.
Not because I fear The LAW
But because I don’t wanna harm some innocent.
I went outside and sat down.
The sky was so blue
The air was so clean
I watched three crows on the wing
Diving down ever’ once in a while…
Picking up on shiny things
Joni!
Black Crow
“I looked at the morning
After being up all night
I looked at my haggard face in the bathroom light
I looked out the window
And I I saw that ragged soul take flight
I saw a back crow flying
In a blue sky“
Had heard Timothy, my neighbor, mucking about.
Figured he could drive me to the beer store soon as they could legally (Crack of Noon in Tejas–Gotta let them Church O’ Christers outta their pen) sell me some wine or beer, or le both.
And some Copenhagen and a bit of food too (While I was at it)
But he was shade-tree mechanic working on someone’s car down the way.
So I just waited and watched the crows
And day-dreamed of booze and food….
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To be continued
I Promise
Copenhagen Junkie – Chris LeDoux
Vid Share Street Cred: tjcrnj
Ramen Noodle Song
Vid Cred: Cartoon Connect
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Had to add
From the Commentary Section:
barbaramullenix to Lance:
“I love me some Ramen Noodles. Cheap too!“
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Lance to barbaramullenix:
“Yeah, Ramen Noodles are chock – full of vitamins and minerals & nutrition come to fruition
Vitamin ‘A’ for ‘Asshole, you should not be eating this’
Vitamin ‘C’ for ‘You really are a dumb cunt, ain’t ya?’
Vitamin ‘D’ for “this Dumbass gonna eat this Shit
Mineral ‘S’ for “You’re gonna have a stroke’
Vitamin ‘E’ for ‘Eat me; see what happens to yer body’
Vitamin ‘K’ for You’re not gonna be OK, So’K?”
LOLOLOLOL!
Cheers!
–Lance
