Monthly Archives: December 2021

“Life is Strange”— Yet Another One I Wrote that Is Embarrassin’—I’ll Properly Fix This Post Later, If / When I Find Sober. Don’t Wait Up Though. Happy New Year Y’all!

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Sky Ferreira – Everything Is Embarrassing 

Cred: Sky Ferreira

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Hits Too Fricken Close!

I Have Lost So Many Wonderful Women

This Makes Me So Sad

Welcome to My Pity Party

Pull Up a Chair!

I’m Just Gonna Sit Here

and

Drink

and

Try Not To Think

I’ll Attempt to Do It Quietly

So As Not to Disturb Your Sobriety

Cred: Merle

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Lesley Gore

“It’s My Party & She’s A Fool”

(On The Ed Sullivan Show)

Updated and Re-Worked. “All The Reasons Why (Why I love Women) Country Women. I want Eighteen Wheels, but I’ll settle for Seven in Heaven. Just as Long as Kathleen Alice Mattea is there.”

Dido – White Flag:

Somewhere about five years ago, I was paid something in the region of $183,093 per year. Yep. To keep Y’all safe. Yep. To Keep Y’all safe.

Now, I am paid somewhere south of ten dollars per hour, to keep y’all’s packages safe.

The math don’t add up.

But… actually. It does.

Men (and wimmen) are paid according to…

Ya know what? I really do not want to write about this.

I love to write about my times in Iraq / Afghanistan / Egypt / Israel / Dubai / San Dog / …

Yeah.

Those are stories ppl want to read.

(I suppose)

“Lance, That Whore!”

Now. That is good fodder, ain’t it?

Wanna read that? If I get one ‘yes’, I will write it. (Lord knows, there is much ‘fodder’ there…)

No one looks at the videos I steal, but I always include them anyhow…

Threw Back Up Thursday: Kinky

Beach Boys Okie from Muskogee

Oh Why Not?! Rinse & Re-Post. ‘Tis a Nostalgia Kind O’ Day! Okay? Yay! Added More Ginger Spice! What a Dame! I Just Did An Incredibly STUPID Thang!” This Seems to be an Oft Repeating Occurrence in My Life! Oh! My Strife!

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Nothin’ Like A Dame!

Pre-Code Hollywood: Classics Stars:

Ginger Rogers

(Ed. Note: There is Sound. Just Give it a Second. Be Patient)

Cred: Pre-Code Hollywood Classic Clips by Kevin Wentink

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I invited a woman I wanted to have a relationship with to leave my life!

I am such a fool!

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Her words to Me:

“I will only be friends with someone who doesn’t call names or belittle simply because they’re not getting the level of attention they think they should be receiving. I place no demands on others, and I certainly don’t have fits over it. If you can respect that, they we’re good. If not, then it was a pleasure getting to know you.“

Mine to Her:

“I do fear I have managed to nuke the bridge I had hoped to build between us.

So, Yes! I say tomato; you say tomat–ohh, Let’s just call the whole thing off.

I NEVER MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE!

And If I Had, You know How Good I Can Be At That!

I Never Do Anything Half-Ass!”

FRED AND GINGER

Here is a subtle observation: Notice how Ginger acts so clumsy as she skates to the bench and almost falls down on it!

Of course she is about as far removed from ‘clumsy’ as one can be!

Very nice touch!

Love it!

Cred for Vid Share: wheel

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THE BRILLANCE THAT IS

ANN RICHARDS

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BONUS ADDED VALUE:

Vid Share Cred: CatCORViN

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Vid Share Cred: Sironaca

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BEST ONE!

(IN MY HUMBLE OPINION!)

Cred for Vid Compilation: WORN Fashion Journal

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Fred!

You Lucky Bastard!

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BONUS JUST FOR SILLINESS!

Teri Garr

“What Knockers!”

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She! Ginger. I Do So Much Love Her. She’s So Mesmerizin,  So Cap’ti’-sizin’, Capt-Eye-Vating. And So Charming. I was Born In The Wrong Decade! Screw Me—-To Death. I May Have Had a Chance With Her. Yeah, In My Wildest Dreams! But I’m Drunk And Stupid & Living In a Past I Never Had. “Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off!”

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This Post is So Fukked Up! I Need To Delete all Supercilious–The Super-lusT-of Us Shite That Has Nada to do W/Ginger! Beautiful, Talented, Intelligent Women Fascinate Me! Damn it! So What?! Just to Know One or Two Such Women(s) In A Lifetime! Makes A Man’s life Worth Living!

Amen!

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Goodness Gracious!

How Much I adore Her!

Luv Yu Too Ann!

There is So Much More To My Story of Her And What A Wonderful Woman / Wife She Was to Me. I have to Finish This / Her Story– Even if it Harelips The Pope!—Continuing Saga of My Favorite Wife: Rhonda-Jo– I still miss the hell out of her! Damn it! How Could I HAVE BEEN SO STUPID?! So FUCKING Stupid.

Linda is so beautiful.

A treasure to be treasured.

I feel really sick. I am not well. I wish now more than ever that I had a Good Woman to lay (I know ‘lay’ is not the proper word but I will not fuck up the song with Grammar Police Bullshit)

down beside me, wrap her arms around me, comfort me and hold me tight as I fall asleep.

That is all I want at this moment: A kind, soft of nature, loving, caring gentle woman. (Linda would be my first choice, but Carly would suffice as well–if she be around and in town and in town and not too busy being around)

Vid Cred: Who Cares? I’ll Get to it ..

Maybe-Whom-ever it was just stole shit, as I am wont to do I

Or even my second wife: She was a good woman and she loved me. She was ‘soft’ and she truly loved me. Much more than I loved myself.

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Linda, I’m gonna love you for a long long long time.

Even after I die.

For Jessie

She was One of the Boys!

What an Un-sung Swan!
Jessi Colter!

Vid Cred: tarquin45

Oh My Gawd! I have Been Blessed By Beautiful Wimmmens

I Did NOT Deserve—

A Single One

Of Them!

Fuck Me!

I need to Die soon!

Werkin’ On That!

(It’s A Process)

I Forgot “I Scream! You Scream! We all Scream For Ice cream!”

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I Forgot

I Forgot!

To Thaw Out My Ice-Cream!

(I Broke My Only Spoon!)

Now I am Properly Fucked!

UH???? What is Wrong With Me?

Now I Have to wait

for

Three

Three Fucking Days!

Days!

My Mind Has Left The Building—Following Elvis!

Cred: BLACKPINK, Selena Gomez – Ice Cream (Lyrics)

(I’ll Cred The Sharer Later—-Maybe!)

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Where did I place My Brain?

I Saw it wandering Around Just Yesterday!

Do NOT Read This! I Am Still in my HollOw WaLLOW—mISSING My Navy Life! And My Army Veteran Wife! AMERICANS ARE THE DUMBEST F%&KING STUPIDEST PEOPLE ON EARTH! AND THIS PAINS ME TO ADMIT BECAUSE Y’ALL KNOW I’m A Fricken’ Patriot! And Y’all Know HOW MUCH I LOVE MY COUNTRY!

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Americans are The Real DEAL!

F*ck Everyone Else!

And I have Been ‘Round the Whurl

So What?!

So Fucking What?!

Sinai Field Mission. Or The Story of How Lance Lost His Mind and Later Found it Ferreted Away in His Pocket

I’LL EXPAND ON THIS RIGHT AFTER I GET DONE THROWING MY TELEVISON AND CNN THROUGH MY FUKKIN’ WINDOW

THE HOLE IS ALREADY THERE!

NO LARGE DEAL!

“Barely an Inconvience”

(Yeah I stole that line too!)

That’s What Puts

The

“Social”

In

“Social Media!”

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2iUwfYi_1FCGGqhOUNx-iA

Just Some More Patriot Navy Shit! It’s My Blog and I’ll Spam If I Want To! “She’s Not Here”

U.S. Navy (and a little other related shit) WIP–Too many posts to wade thru

No! I am too Drunk to do this Proper Justice! I’ll get Back to it. Maybe. There Are Some Things I Don’t Like To Think About, Talk About, or Write About.

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I Served My Country With

Honour

&

Pride!

Only Saw Combat Once

Scared The Shit Outta me!

But I did My Duty!

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AMERICANS ARE THE DUMBEST FUCKING STUPIDEST PEOPLE ON EARTH! AND THIS PAINS ME TO ADMIT BECAUSE Y’ALL KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE MY COUNTRY! AND Y’ALL KNOW WHAT A PATRIOT I AM!