No! I am too Drunk to do this Proper Justice! I’ll get Back to it. Maybe. There Are Some Things I Don’t Like To Think About, Talk About, or Write About.

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I Served My Country With

Honour

&

Pride!

Only Saw Combat Once

Scared The Shit Outta me!

But I did My Duty!

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AMERICANS ARE THE DUMBEST FUCKING STUPIDEST PEOPLE ON EARTH! AND THIS PAINS ME TO ADMIT BECAUSE Y’ALL KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE MY COUNTRY! AND Y’ALL KNOW WHAT A PATRIOT I AM!

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