did I re-poser-Test This Already? I SSuck! HOLLYWOOD! Up-Dated!! Re-Visit This One Y’all. It is fucking Awesome! The Vids! The Vids! The Vids! Ignore My Prose! Watch the Videos!

Lance! Go fuk yerself!

OK!

Author’s Note and Warning

How I hear my “inner post Voice”:

Or, if you prefer,

“Clang Clang Clang Went My Folly”

Maybe THIS Version Won’t

Take

Three Fuckin’ Decades To Load!

Here’s to Hopin’!

My Daddy, Ralph A. Marcom,

once said something incredible stupid to me. Actually it was more of a lament.

He was just thinking out loud, I suppose.

I was knee – deep in my rehearsals with Sister Madelyn, getting ready to perform “The Sound of Music” — read about that somewhere else in these pages. Anyway, he said to me, or asked me: “Why don’t kids ever get together and say, “Let’s put on a show?”

I said, “Daddy, ‘Summer – Stock’ was just a fantasy. No one ever lived that.”

I think that was the beginning of the ending of my relationship, my good one, with my father.

Summer Stock, Le Trailer:

Vid Cred: Panos Golfis

Vid Cred: pokeahugkiss

Street Cred for Vid: kherrick90

All Tongue-in-Cheek! I love it!

Credit: TOPPOP: Star sisters

“Any barmaid can be a star-made”

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Hey Film Buffs!
This (Below) is Required Watching!

Right On!

Spot On!

Dead On!

Thank YOU! Critical Drinker Man!

You Nailed My Same Same Sentiment!

Visit Crit Drinker Here Below:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSJPFQdZwrOutnmSFYtbstA

The Genesis of all this Bullshit:

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And No!
I also did NOT watch ‘The Oscars’ on My Tee-Vee Either.

I had Something Better to Do!

Like Picking The Lint Outta My Belly-Button.

(Which Was More Gratifying & Satisfying)

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Golden Age
Lost Now–Magic Has Gone
Never Get It Back
That Ship Has Sailed
Out-of-Sight
Missing Somewhere Over That Recent Rainbow…

My father used to tell a great story about some university asshole who was trying to impress him:

Dude said,

“The reason Wizard of Oz was in Black and White was because in the beginning, 1939, they really did not have color film.”

Daddy replied, “That is fascinating. I suppose when Dorothy got back to Kansas, they had lost that technology, as it went back to black and white.”

Come On!

Get Happy!!

What a Dame!

Judy! Judy! Judy!


There definitely ain’t nothin’ like a dame

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No Business Like Show Business….
Adding-dumb Dumb da Dumb

(I miss my Daddy; He loved Old Movies)

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Bonus’esses

Excesses???

(Bring Your Own Dresses)

Of course the Andrews Sisters Inter-text did not escape me.

It’s Silly and Stupid

(But Rather Endearing) :

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I love My Oh So Rich American Culture–I Ain’t Rich, but surely you know what I mean.

I love my excesses

Bring your own dresses

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Am I gay?

No!

No Way!

I don’t Play that way.

(I just Color outside the lines.)

(This Post is All Fukked Up! Convo=lute’d I May Edit it Later! Or Not!) Why Not? Why The Fuk Not Re-Post?? I Got Nothing Else to Do! Screw U! (OK! I did NOT Reeely Mean the “Screw U” Bit!) I WAS Just Joshin’ “Short UBH Bit I …. Fuk it! Saga Continues”

Warm Beer

Cold Wimmens
I just Don’t Fit in

Cred: Tom—Fuk Off!

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I Ab-So-Flutely Love Thjis Jist This Jist This  Jist of a  of Real of of a Woman!—A Real Woman!

A For Real Woman!

A page from my Misfit Notebook while at UBH.

(Note to self: “Self, you need to continue your UBH Saga.”)

“Okay. I’m on it.”

For anyone wondering why we had ‘homemade’ pens:

They gave us only the innards–they didn’t want us trying to commit suicide with the plastic parts.

So we improvised.

Too Heavy?

Fuk OFF!

Why Not The Fuk?

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Why Not Me??!!

Cred: This Asshole, thxanne

and, And of Course,

The Judds!

iT hAS cOME TO mY feeble aTTENTION Span, (fROM a gREAT, Wonderful GrEaT FRiENd–wISH She Were My GF fiend–But, Alas! She Fucking Hates My Ass!—Her Name Begins w/an “M”) That leaving “Comments” on My Page is a royal Pain in the Azz! I am Werkin’ The Problem to fix This!—Give Me Some Time! I am An Alcoholic! Takes Me A Lil’ While to Fix Shit!

Cred: Thru the Reel Films

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Insanity!

First Step?

Admit

Admit

Admit

Admitting You Have a Problem!

Cred for Vid: Thru the Reel Films

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BOOZER!

LOSER!

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This is the Mind of an Alcoholic:

Goddamn WordPress!

I Already did This!

Cred: Thru the Reel Films

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Fukkin’ Bonus!

Shoot At Me!

Have a Wonderful, Happy, Beautiful, Bless’d Day: Yu’ll will All BE OK–All Be OK Yay!—I LOVE & Appreciate ALL Y’alls! All My Readers! All Four of Y’all!–Chug-A-Lug Chug-A-Lug Y’all!– Have One On Me! But–I Generally Drink Alone! (I Create Fewer Enemies That Way) P.S. My Life is a Train Wreck, But Y’all Knew This Already, Been Described That Way, By A Woman I tried to Love Once. Back in Navy Daze…. She’s all Just a Blurry Haze Now.

My Life is Like A Fukkin’ Hurricane!

Neil!

Bob!

(I AM IN lOVE—w/THE VIOLINST! wO-mAN!!)

Please Please Please Listen to The WORDS oF tHIS Fuckin’ song!

Who The Fuk is This Guy?

Oh! Wait!

I’ve Seen Him

In the Mirror!

Heaven!

Heaven!

I’m In Booze Heaven!

Cred: Bryan Adams

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Booze Heaven!

I Have Nothing But Love For My Readers!

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Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Make you want to holler hi-de-ho
Burns your tummy, don’tcha know?
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Grape wine in a Mason jar
Homemade and brought to school
By a friend of mine ‘n’ after class
Me and him and this other fool decide
That we’ll drink up what’s left
Chug-a-lug, so we helped ourself
First time for everything
Hmm, my ears still ring
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Make you want to holler hi-de-ho
Burns your tummy, don’tcha know?
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
4-H and FFA
On a field trip to the farm
Me ‘n’ a friend sneak off behind
This big old barn where we uncovered
A covered-up moonshine still
And we thought we’d drink our fill
And I swallered it with a smile
? Bll-bbb?, I run ten mile
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Make you want to holler hi-de-ho
Burns your tummy, don’tcha know?
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Jukebox ‘n’ sawdust floor
Sumpin’ like I ain’t never seen
And I’m just goin’ on fifteen
But with the help of my finaglin’
Uncle I get snuck in
For my first taste of sin
I said, “Lemme have a big old sip”
? Bll-bbb?, I done a double back flip
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Make you want to holler hi-de-ho
Burns your tummy, don’tcha know?
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug

Roger And Me

Me and Roger!

(One of My Ex-Wives Turned Me Onto this—-

Cannot Remember

Which One—

Probably Lisa

The Shakespearean/Marlowe Scholar One!

You Can Be Happy If’n You’re Of A Mind To.

(But Yu Caint Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd!)

fun fact:

my first for real gF was third cousin to

Rogern Miller.

Truth story!

Yu Caint Look That Up!

You’ll Just have to take My Word fer it!

Sorry!