“Soft Language”
Cred: George
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“You Don’t Find Roses Growin’ On Stalks Of Clover”
This
(Below)
is a ‘Fricken’…
No!
‘Fucking’
Awesome
Sexy Video!
WoW!
Just Fuckin’ Wow!
Oh!
My!
God!
Paula Abdul!
Eat Your Heart Out!
J/K Paula!
But
Day’um!
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This One Below!
I fucked up the Sequence!
So typical of Me!
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Creds For The Two Above: Martina McBride
Cred: Lynn Anderson
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But I Do respect The Fact That Some of My Prose Is Found To Be Offensive. I am trying To Do Better—Please Don’t Hate Me.
I am a Sailor—Old Habits Die Hard. I am Really Trying To Do Better. It has Never been My Intention to Offend (Well There Have Been A FEW Exceptions)
Theist Named “Kent”
But My Intend Is To Leave this World As A Better Man
Than I Have Been
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Cred For Vid: Gaming with Shao
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I yam what I yam!
I use A LOT of Profanity
I’m a fucking sailor!
What else would you expect?
From a fuckin’ sailor
And saying “I’m sorry” for what I am ain’t in my repertoire, or bag of tricks.
Some shit that needs to be removed from the writing/speaking vernacular:
“At the end of the day…”
(I heard some asshole use this one three times on CNN during a ninety second interview. I wish I were making this up. I ain’t.)
“Think outside the box”
“As we speak”
“All that said”
I could go on, but pretty sure you caught my drift (another trite Cliché–sometimes, I will admit, they are ‘useful’
Anyway…
I have high hopes for us as writers.
To be more original.
I know we can do it!
BECAUSE I HAVE HIGH HOPES!