“Soft Language”

Cred: George

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“You Don’t Find Roses Growin’ On Stalks Of Clover”

This

(Below)

is a ‘Fricken’…

No!

‘Fucking’

Awesome

Sexy Video!

WoW!

Just Fuckin’ Wow!

Oh!

My!

God!

Paula Abdul!

Eat Your Heart Out!

J/K Paula!

But

Day’um!

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This One Below!

I fucked up the Sequence!

So typical of Me!

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Creds For The Two Above: Martina McBride

Cred: Lynn Anderson

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But I Do respect The Fact That Some of My Prose Is Found To Be Offensive. I am trying To Do Better—Please Don’t Hate Me.

This Needs to Be Re-Posted / Re-Stated / Re-Iterated, Just To Clari-Cate The ‘Ere’ And To Make Something Perfectly ‘Clair’: “Faith”

I am a Sailor—Old Habits Die Hard. I am Really Trying To Do Better. It has Never been My Intention to Offend (Well There Have Been A FEW Exceptions)

Theist Named “Kent”

DO NOT READ THIS ONE EITHER! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! “More Dispatches From The Front Lines Of My Facebook Flame Wars”

But My Intend Is To Leave this World As A Better Man

Than I Have Been

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Cred For Vid: Gaming with Shao

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I yam what I yam!

I use A LOT of Profanity

I’m a fucking sailor!

What else would you expect?

From a fuckin’ sailor

And saying “I’m sorry” for what I am ain’t in my repertoire, or bag of tricks.

Some shit that needs to be removed from the writing/speaking vernacular:

“At the end of the day…”

(I heard some asshole use this one three times on CNN during a ninety second interview. I wish I were making this up. I ain’t.)

“Think outside the box”

“As we speak”

“All that said”

I could go on, but pretty sure you caught my drift (another trite Cliché–sometimes, I will admit, they are ‘useful’

Anyway…

I have high hopes for us as writers.

To be more original.

I know we can do it!

BECAUSE I HAVE HIGH HOPES!