If’n Y’all Don’t Enjoy This Post, You Have No Souls– Jewel is so Beautiful! — Oh screw this! I am gonna delete me and my f^ckin’ WP! Uh… I

I May have edited this to death, Screw it! …. Then I am Writing with No Ink in My Pen… Damn Me! Dang Me! They Outta Take A Rope And Hang Me! And if You Ignor-famously ass-holles out there: Jewel Lived in her car—for 2 fuckin’ Years! I did too. Fuck U!

Roger Miller

“Dang Me”

“Out All Night An’ Runnin’ Wild”


C’est Me!

Woman Would You Weep For Me?



Dang Me!

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I Really Really Really Wanna Write This Post Right Now, But My Thoughts Are Too Burdensome–Too Cumbersome–Too Heavy–Too Dreary–And All At The Same Same Time: Too Happy, If that Makes Some Semblance of Any Sense.

And I’m Sensitive. Please Be Careful With Me. Maybe Later I’ll Write this… It Will Be All About My Country, My America, My Military, My Uh… Never mind.

Maybe Later.

It is All About

My Country,

My America,

(And Being Kind & Respectful)

And About

My Military…


Later Perhaps,

When I Get Drunk Enough.

And No Longer Care Enough To Give a Fuk

I’m Sensitive

I’d Like to Stay that Way

And Hang On




My Insanity

I’m Sensitive

And I’d Like to Stay That Way

Jewel Sang It Best:

“It Doesn’t Take A Talent To Be Mean.”

A Silly Aside:

When Jewel first Burst Upon the Scene, I remarked to Gina, Older sis Of My first Love–Who Probably Should remain Nameless in these pages.

I remarked to Gina:

“Jewel is the Next Joni Mitchell”

Gina’s respond to me:

Stop smokin’ what-ever-the-fuk-you-been-smokin’ You’re an idiot Lance”

I slinked away in shame…

Fuk It!

I Still Love Jewel

Even Though She Never rose up to Her Full Potential


She Had better things to do

Like Living a Life–

A Real One

(I’m Fuckin sorry Y’alls, but this is a beautiful song, full of heart and and soul–

It ‘moves’ me


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Who the Fuk Gonna Save Yer Soul?

“Hey Lance! No One but You Asshole!”

Jewel – You Weren’t Meant For Me



Maybe I’ll Write This Later

When I am Really Pissed Off

But I Am Not Pissed Off

Right Now.

(Give Me Some time–I’ll get there)

But For Now

I Am

Happy & Content

(Don’t Get Comfortable With It)

Don’t Spoil It All With Vapid, Stupid Comment

“Well I’ll Be damned;

Here comes Your Ghost Again


I’ll Try To Do Better

Not Really,

But It Looks Good In Print.

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