Alcoholics,” or As Janis Oft Refrained:
“I Don’t Do Drugs: I’m A ‘Juicer'” (Of Course, She Was Lying)–
She Did Everything!
Sadly,
That’s How We Came To Lose Her In Nineteen Seventy.
Broke My Heart.
Truly Did
Just For Ref:
Janis
“It Don’t Make No difference Babe”
Have you ever gotten so drunk that you Fell
UP
The Down Staircase?
I Know I have!
And More Than Thrice
Now Yes, I know:
I Write A Lot About Drunks
Dat’s Because
I
“R”
One
But I Appear To Be…
In Good Company
And It’s So Much More Fun
To Slow-Kill One’s Self this Way
Than the Other Way
The Fast Way
“Don’t Bogart That Joint My Friend;
Pass It Over To Me”
The Greatest Bullshit Story Ever Told
“Roll Another One. Just Like The Other One”
Don’t Touch My Bags If You Please
Mister Custom’s Man
^^^^
“Up The Down Staircase”
*****
Robin:
*****
Richard:
*****
Ernest
****
Old Hollywood Stars Who Were ALWAYS Drunk
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Tanya!
Y’all’ll Havta Scroll Down On This One
If’n You Wanna see Tanya
Aint No Free Rides In This Mouse House
I Saved The Best For Last