Back in ’79 when I was still in My Prime and and Still in Sinai Oh My! (SFM)…

Uh…

Bad start

Try again

MT! Try Another!

“Let’s Visit the Moon Together Baby.

Watch Yer Step There

While Boarding My Spaceship.”

Ready?

Let’s Step Thru The Door

Shall We?

Denton UBH Day One: Stepping Through The Door

This Post is All outta sync & screwed Up

Ask me If I give a flyin’ fuk

“Walking on the Moon”

Back in ’79 while at SFM….. Invest a dime; lose yer mind

Five Random Memories from my Three Years Spent in Israel, Egypt, Gaza, and Sinai

Throw-Back Thursday: “If You Don’t Mine, It Don’t Matter”

I would occasionally ‘borrow’ the telescope from the Com (Communications) Shack and do me some star gazin’

I had been an ‘armature’ astronomer (Just like Johnny Carson) all my life. I knew my way ’round th’ galaxy

Anyway, one night this very pretty, if slightly chunky, blond co-worker of mine saw me schlepping the telescope out to the middle of the SFM grounds

“What ya doin’ Lance?”

“I’m gonna look for Saturn tonight,” I replied.

“Can I come with you?”

“Of course.”

Long story short: We found Saturn thru the telescope lens

Then we found the half-moon

Janis Joplin – Half Moon

OH MY GAWD! BUT SHE WAS GREAT!

TEXAN AWESOME!!

Then I found some things even more fascinating under her blouse

“Tomorrow night, My Young Girl,

We’ll go to visit Mars.”

“I’d Follow You Anywhere,” she purred into my ear.

I didn’t believe her, and I did’t care the lie–

We were just two kids havin’ a time, sharing a fun time

A Fun TIME.

Sharing

Caring

Surviving Together

In a War Zone

Next day she told Janet, my soon-to-be-bride,

“Lance and I saw Saturn Last night. It was so romantic.”

(Bitch? What part of keeping yer mouth shut did you not understand?”)

I caught hell over that

From Janet

But damn it

Bitch was worth it!

Dammit

F^ckt it!

She was worth it!

Our

‘Moment’

Was Worth It