A Sumptuous Feast. Fit For Any Beast:
OK: Ready, Set, GO!
(Or is it, “Game. Set. Match?”)
I am easily befuddled…
Got my evening all mapped out:
Dinner and a movie—then perhaps a little ‘hanky-panky.’
Alcohol may come into play!
Char-dun-Yay!
All The Way!
&
Sade. Sade. Sade.
Pronounced
‘Shar-Day!’
How many times must I re-mind?
Sade insisted we invite Tom Over!
“Sure,” I said. “Wanna invite your Mother too?”
My Dreams of Wooing, Wedding, and Bedding
Sade
Became as a Schooner, Sinking Slowly in The West.
(See somewhat below)
“And It hurts like brand new shoes”
—Sade
(Beautiful, sad, sad song…)
“Pearls”
“There is a Storm in my Heart”
(See Below for Some Kris Sailor Fun)
(Sade’s Momma)
Tennis Never Really Was My Game—Just Sayin’
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Tom arrived–already Four Sheets into the wind:
Game ON!
Let’s Get this Party Started!
“Better Off Without A Wife”
It was at about this time that
carrying a can of Whoop– Ass.
We all kinda settled down a little at this point….
I un-corked the wine and put in the movie.
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Any and all laughs / jokes are on me,
But the Booze Ain’t Free
(Hit The Tip Jar on Your Way Out)
Merci!
(And Cheers!)
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POST-SCRIPT FOR THIS UN-SCRIPTED POST:
In Case This Minor Detail Escaped Your Comprehension:
I LOVE SADE!!
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I’m NOT REALLY AN ASSHOLE:
(I just play one on WORD-DEPRESSED)
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Watching Sade running down the filthy streets of (NYC?)
And past the ship docks…
Reminded me of yet another Strong, Determined, Beautiful
“I Will Not Be Denied”
Woman.
Whom I love, Respect, and Admire:
Barbra!
Best Line From The Song:
“At least I didn’t fake it.”
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I love My Life.
And All My Ex-‘Wife’s
And All My Ex-Girl-Friends
And all the women I have had the honour to have known.
(Especially The Ones I got to Know in that ‘Biblical Sense’)
The very small and faint link below (Underneath Maddy) works… But WordPress IS STUPID! AND REFUSES TO EVEN ALLOW A THUMB-NAIL!
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As Promised Above:
Kris is Mentally Ill–This is why I love His Texican Dumb-Ass.
(Did that sound Gay?
Fuck it!
I don’t care!)
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One last ‘Fun Fact’
And then I’m Done:
If it had not been for My Second,
Lisa-The-Shakespearean-Marlowe Prof,
(No! Lisa was my ‘Third.’—My Memory is somewhat flawed at times; and math has never been ‘my strong suit’
(I don’t even own a suit)
–Rhonda was ‘My Second’–But who’s counting, right?)
But 3rd time’s Le charme, n’est-ce-pas?
I would never have grown to truly, properly appreciate Sade, if not for ‘Mrs. Marcom The Third.’
Lisa had ALL of her CD/s
And for some many months…
She is all we listened to…
(Over and over, and over—again–she made us Happy)
Coast-to-Coast
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OH! Almost Forgot!
Lisa had one More Secret ‘Secret’ To Share
(I was Not Prepared—
for this One!)
She loved Madonna.
Had ALL Her CD’s as well.
Oh well!
Had no choice:
I fell in-love with Madonna too
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“Happiness lies in your own hands.”
Ponder that.
How I live my life!
Only YOU are responsible for YOUR Own Happiness–
You are sole proprietor, caretaker, keeper of your own happiness.
No one, save you, can ‘make’ you ‘Happy.‘
It’s all on you.
Nobody else.
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“Here’s to My Old Friend,” He said.
“And kissed his ass Goodbye.”
–Kris
Famous Texan
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Ed. note 2021: My Third Wife, the Shakespeare one, once told me: Sade’s song is bullshit. “Hurts like brand-new shoes” as lyric does not work. Women in Somalia, never have brand-new shoes.”
I said back,
“Lisa, you really missed the point, didn’t you? I have been to Somalia. Have you?”