Stupid is as Stupid Does:

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Merde alors!

I hate me!

If ….

I had a brain, I’d take it out and play with it

Once When I was on the Fred, LST 1184,

A shipmate saw a USMC starin’ at The sign I had posted on the door of our little Gunnerr-Mate ‘office’, he gazed in at us and lilted:

“If they only had a brain”

Made my day

Laughed all way

I laughed all day!

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I ain’t gay. I just luv this sonG!