Stupid is as Stupid Does:
I hate me!
I had a brain, I’d take it out and play with it
Once When I was on the Fred, LST 1184,
A shipmate saw a USMC starin’ at The sign I had posted on the door of our little Gunnerr-Mate ‘office’, he gazed in at us and lilted:
“If they only had a brain”
Made my day
Laughed all way
I laughed all day!
I ain’t gay. I just luv this sonG!