OK. So I’ve Been to Hospital Twice Today. So What? Life in The Fast Lane! Received A Verbal Warnin’ From The Po-Lice. Ain’t They Nice? “Don’t Fuk Up Again.” Basically My Life is Fuck’rd, I Need to Vacate This Town! Now! Right Now! Someone Please Call My Jet Plane. My Life is so Fukk’d! UP. Meow!

OMG! This Broad’s A Doll!

Lie Still My Beating Heart!

(I am so easily infatuated with women. WTF is wrong with me?)

Chantal Kreviazuk!

(This Vid Is So Well-Done. Please Watch)

Cred for Vid: Chantal Kreviazuk

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