Lance & Cornelia–Basra, Iraq–Circa–I Caint Recall.
Two Thousand Something.
Love Potion Commotions!
Cred for Vid: whoacanyouhelpme
Yes, this is a ‘Shit Post’
Watch the below vid.
You will laugh your ass off.
“Fuk it! I Quit!”
Ditto this one below
Vid Cred: MAD LAB
But this is a light-hearted Shit Post, mocking me even more than I mock Broadcast News: CNN, MSNBC, Fox, Etcetera & Ad Nausea
And I am stalling, waiting for MS Muse to respond to my recent
(Yeah, she came home after the lights and water were restored)
I am beginning to find her a ‘fair-weather’ muse. Just sayin’.
Don’t matter. I still love her.
She had all her props:
- Glass of Pinot. (Yes I Know)
- Virginia Slim
- Cell Phone
- NY Times, Washington Post, And Waco Weekly Wipe
Yeah. There’s that.
Always That Attitude: Nuclear Option
This post cannot stand alone on my prose.
The vids are requisite.
“I just have to look good; I don’t have to be clear.”
(Two slightly different versions: I try to give Y’all Choices)
The volume is borked. So CRANK it up. (Video Credit: Video Music, via The YouTubes—Duh!)
Vid Creds: Global News
Love Broadcast News.
Love Mocking Broadcast News.
Love the Eye-Candy ‘Info-Babes’ on Broadcast News. (Broadcast News puts the ‘Broad’ in News)
Andrea Tantaros: CNN, Bra Size & Measurements
Guys, you know you want me to drop the link.
Suffer in Silence
Love that I harbor no true malice toward Broadcast News, but G’damn! they are so transparent with their bias.
Added Value: Holly-Go-Lightly
I sincerely hope you have enjoyed this brief interlude shit post I wrote while cooling my heels waiting for MS Muse to respond to my Proposal of Marriage
(‘Story at Eleven’)
Bonus ‘Added Value’
Credit to John Ward: Genius Man
“No, it’s awful.”
My Cross to bear
My Spirit ‘Man-able’: Ted Koppel
Video Compilation Credit Below: iLoveChrisCuomo
CNN: The Most Trusted Name In News?
Am I homo-phobic?
No! But these two wear me out!
Some of my Best Friends are Fags (This is a JOKE BTW!)
“I love you Don Lemon.”
You never fail to entertain.
Now Please Excuse me while I puke—‘vacuate’ my stomach.
And my mind.
“The Memes Become Reality”
Don & Chris:
Two Marshmallows Colliding in Mid-Air:
Ignore the below, the last on your radio dial,
because WordPress is F*CKED UP!
Won’t let me delete it!
It just keeps spinning ‘round an’ ‘round sucking up bandwidth.
Bandwidth I have not to spare,
Nor desire to share.
F#ck you WordPress!
“Uploading” it perpetually says.
How ‘bout I ‘upload’ my Nine Millimeter into your dome?
How would that grab ya?
I got ‘on the horn’ w/WP
Kind service rep fixed my problem:
Dick Van Dyke was an Alcoholic
(And So is Lance)
Vid Share Cred: TheRatbasher
All-in-all, WP has Great Customer Service.
No denying that.
I take back my un-happy words hurled at WordPress… until the next time…