Six or Seven Times per hour I Have to Look at This Man’s Face on
Broadcast News

Why? (I Always mute the Volume–His Face is Bad Enough)

Eve’er time I see his face I wanna throw up in my mouth
I know he is a ‘recovering’ crack addict. Guess what Mike? Me too. But it only took me two weeks to realize that crack would make me a slave. So I gave it up.
Took you years.
Hey Mike! Take your pillow, fold it in half and shove it up your ass.
Sideways
Who pays forty quid for-a-pillow anyhow?