I am more a like of Hem than I care to admit.

Let’s review:

1. I am an alcoholic
2. I am vain
3. I am a control freak
4. I am stupid
5. I am a womanizer
6. I am pathetic
7. I am suicidal
8. I am a hopeless romantic
9. I have had four failed marriages
10. I am nothing
11. (I am a writer???)
12. I am a ‘writer’ who cannot write for shit
13. I love felines

I AM AN IDIOT

Shakespeare in Love:

‘Romeo & Ethel’