HEM. I am HIM! Oh Vain Vanity! Fantasy!

I am more a like of Hem than I care to admit.

Let’s review:

  1. I am an alcoholic
  2. I am vain
  3. I am a control freak
  4. I am stupid
  5. I am a womanizer
  6. I am pathetic
  7. I am suicidal
  8. I am a hopeless romantic
  9. I have had four failed marriages
  10. I am nothing
  11. (I am a writer???)
  12. I am a ‘writer’ who cannot write for shit
  13. I love felines

I AM AN IDIOT

Shakespeare in Love:

‘Romeo & Ethel’

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