Female Doc Informed Me that My Liver Was fukked
They did their due-diligence–lots of tests
They Showed Me Photos
Imagine My Surprise
“I Asked The She Doc, But How? Why?”
She informed me that if I did not stop drinking, I was gonna die
“Hell! Everybody Gotta Die over something”
(I need no doctor come to tell me that)
She Doc Was Not Amused
Tom Waits – “Bad Liver And A Broken Heart”
“It Ain’t A Purchase; It’s A Rental”
I wasn’t in Hospital for my liver–something quite un-related–My Liver was Just Collateral Damage.
Embarrassing in-fact—Perhaps I’ll tell Y’all Later
I’ll meet you at the bottom of a bottle ah bargain scotch.
I don’t have a drinking probably problem. ‘cept when I can’t get a drink.
‘Them livers is tricky’ I heard a guy in a W Va bar say one time. You got just one, unless you get lucky like Bruce S did and get a replacement, skirting the avenging angel along the way. Jerry and Ricky have avoided that problem so far.
Damn, man. Then livers can be tricky. Bruce S had a liver transplant a while back. Jerry lost 80 or so lbs and Ricky is still chugging along
I am like a cockroach
I can survive anything
Glad you are still here. Wish you could lay it down.