Just Got Out Of Hospital Few Days ago–I HATE Doctors–Even tho My Daddy And Grandaddy Were—Doctors. So I was ‘born free’—Don’t you see? Don’t Know What Went Wrong With Me—I Went Astray. So I Joined The Navy.

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C’est Moi:

Female Doc Informed Me that My Liver Was fukked

They did their due-diligence–lots of tests

They Showed Me Photos

Imagine My Surprise

“I Asked The She Doc, But How? Why?”

She informed me that if I did not stop drinking, I was gonna die

“Hell! Everybody Gotta Die over something”

(I need no doctor come to tell me that)

She Doc Was Not Amused

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Tom Waits – “Bad Liver And A Broken Heart”

“It Ain’t A Purchase; It’s A Rental”

I wasn’t in Hospital for my liver–something quite un-related–My Liver was Just Collateral Damage.

Embarrassing in-fact—Perhaps I’ll tell Y’all Later

Or Not

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  4. ‘Them livers is tricky’ I heard a guy in a W Va bar say one time. You got just one, unless you get lucky like Bruce S did and get a replacement, skirting the avenging angel along the way. Jerry and Ricky have avoided that problem so far.

  5. Damn, man. Then livers can be tricky. Bruce S had a liver transplant a while back. Jerry lost 80 or so lbs and Ricky is still chugging along

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