“Desperately Dire Straits”
Oh Fukken Forget it!
I Am A Cock-Eyed Optimist
And Shall Remain Thusly Such
Forever!
For Fricken EVER
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I Miss My NAVY–Have I ever Lamented this?
“A Hundred And One Pounds of Fun”
(Perfectly Describes My Third Wife)
“Cock-Eyed Optimist”
Money For Nothing
Vid Cred: mzq88
Conditions:
I tripped on a cloud and flew eight miles high—
My mind Has Left the building.
Vid Cred: Too many to sort out.
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Fuck it! I suppose I could credit ‘Kenny Rogers and The First Edition’ Yeah.
At least I can do that. At the very least… I can do that.
Suppose I just did.
Yer Welcome Kenny.
Only thing you ever did that was worth a shit
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This Post is all-over-some place.
Sorry. Not Sorry
Text-Book Example of My Mind – Malfunction Junction
Dire Straits…
Y’all.
This is painful.
Because I am a proud veteran and proud of my macho almost Navy SEAL times two service attempts
(At least I showed up—twice)
Y’all,
I come with hat in hand.
Anyone reads me with regularity knows I am an alcoholic.
Pretty much a ‘functioning one’
Yet,
Money management is something I have always sucked at.
But I always maintained a backstop insurance policy.
A woman.
A rich woman.
A women I spent a great deal of my money and time when I worked in Iraq and Afghanistan, flying her all over the world to meet for for R&R’s… Barcelona, Rome, Dubai, London, on and on…
You know her name.
It starts with an R and ends with a…
Never mind.
I have spilt lots of ink on her already.
Point is, she has decided to cut me off in my last hour of need.
Refused to HBO!
Help a Brother Out!
I will run out of booze and life within half a day.
You know what happens when that happens?
DT Man.
Then I die
Came close to that LAST TIME
I do not wish to go through that agin.
DT Man scares me more than any man
And, trust me, Gentle Reader:
I do not scare easy.
But he scares me.
He is hell-bent to kill me.
If you value me.
Or my work
And enjoy it.
Help me out
Call me
901.212.3039
Email me
Help me.
Cheers,
–Lance
LMFAO!
I do hope Y’all Know This is all Tongue-Firmly-Planted-in-My-Cheek
But…
Spare me a dime??
Or A rhythm?
I Do LOVE Gene Kelly
AN AMERICAN IN PARIS (’51): “I Got Rhythm”
AN AMERICAN IN PARIS (’51):
“I Got Rhythm”
Who Could Ask For Anything More?
Truth Be told..
I Place more value on the rhymeI
Love Judy Collins