I Cannot Write For Shite. I Maul & Paw At The Writing Lessons I was /Proposed Suppos’d to Learn While At University! To WRITE! Learn HoW To WRITE. I’d Edit This, But Guess What? WordPess!I am s Piss’d Right About Now at WP–

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What Do You D0

With A Drunken Sailor?

Shoot him

In The Head

Thrice

Thrice


What Else is New New?

Ukrain is So fucked–But they keep on Hangin’ on

Cred:

0:40 / 4:05

Kim Wilde 

I Am So …. fuk it!

I Think My Comp Drank Too Much Love Potion #9

Caught The Wu-Flu

I’m Gonna ‘Publish this Turd—

Even If It ‘Hare-Lips-The Pope–

I Think I Am Gonna take a Nap–

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For Three Daze & Then Fall Asleep…

Watchin’ Boring CNN/Fox–Fuk it!

“I don’t know; it’s a mystery”

“Look For Me Tomorrow;

You Will Find Me a ‘Grave Man'”

–Mercutio

Professor Said,

And I ‘Louisville’ Quote:

“You’re ‘WRITING’–Is for Shite-LAME-Ass–Tripe--“

Try To Do Better

I Love/loved Her!

I Love Jules

Even MORE Than I LOVE Lady Macbeth–

And That’s A Pretty Long, Deep, Large Stretch…

I

Look For Me:

For You See—I Love Lady MacBee!

And I LOVE This Play-Ah: Thug Notes:

Still Shakespeare: “Look like th’innocent flower, But be the serpent under’t” or “Come you spirits, That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here.”

I FLUNKED OUT!

Failed!

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  1. My season of Beers, in case anyone gives a shit:
    High school: Lone Star, Schlitz, Pearl, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Falstaff
    College: Schlitz, Lone Star, Miller High Life
    Post College (TX) same, but added Olympia to the rotation and took out Falstaff which became unavailable
    Midwest mid 80’s: PBR, Miller High Life, Schmidt’s
    Colorado: Pacifico Clara, Olympia (never was a Coors man)
    S TX: Lone Star
    Japan: Sapporo (our keiretsu owned them), Asahi Super Dry
    UK: all over the map, mostly local Brit beers; also Budweiser Budvar (the original Bud from Czech)
    Memphis: PBR, but began shift to wine and scotch
    TX now: almost no beer, bloats me up, reflux, etc. Lone Star if I do, or a local brew; mostly wine and some spirits

    I always drank what I liked. Never followed the crowd.

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