A Sincere Apology–Oops. I Did It Again–“I’m Not THAT Innocent, Nor Crazy”–But Just A Little-Bit Laissez-Faire Lazy–Movie Ref: ‘Titanic’–Inter-Textual In Britney’s Video–


I Dropped It Into The Sea.

Fuk Me!

There Went My Inheritance!



Did It To Me

(Yet Once Again!)


Rosemary Clooney Sang This Song–

Just Credit Where Credit Is Due

Rosemary Clooney – Mambo Italiano:

“But Wait Just A Cotton-Pickin’ Minute!

Something’s Gone Horrible Wrong!


To Anyone Who Was Offended By My Recent Post(s)

I am sorry. Truly.

“We are exorcising ‘Drama’ from this Blog” (and I took the offensive post out back and shot it right between the eyes and now I am gonna quit banging on about it and move on.)

Now that is a noble sentiment, but one which will probably not be realized.

Therefore I implore you to take some things with a golf-ball-size grain of salt. Nothing should be taken personal, yet saying this, I do take everything personal. That is MY wont; does not have to be yours.

So now, I apologize in advance for any future hurtful shit I may spew: it is not directed at you. (Unless, of course you are from Oklahoma. Just Kidding!  My Okie Brethren!)

Now I am gonna play some computer golf as I watch “The Players Tournament”

“Apologizing — a very desperate habit — one that is rarely cured. Apology is only egotism wrong side out”

~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., The Professor at the Breakfast-Table


Let’s ‘adddemdumb this just a mite (yes, think I have already clarified my feelings for mites)

Point is, “ya pay yer money; ya take yer chances.”

Now, to the unknowing, that may smack of “Lance done took back his apology.”

Well Hell! Not at all.

But. But. BUT!

A Man, a MAN! Sez, “Shucks. I’m real sorry.” Then he walks out the door and goes away.

That’s all I am saying.

P.S. If anyone reads this I will give you a Mickey Mouse Pencil Sharpener and a box of chocolates!

Documentation required.

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