You Got the Heart, But You Ain’t Got the Tools
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Ever seen a grown man cry?
My Corkscrew is a Broke-Dick Dog!
Those who claim to know me…
Will unner-stan what a crisis this be for me!
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I’m old enough, and ‘country enuff’ to remember having a ‘party line.’
Any of Y’all remember those?
(Thank You Hank JR:—You have always Been an Inspiration for Me) :
I suppose I could always smash the bottle against some concrete.
OOPs!–Over Did It!
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But, in the doing of that… I may spill some of that, that, that I need so much!
Ever’ Drop!
(Lance is an alcoholic, doan’cha know—and Juicers are very good at rationing their Booze Provisions—we plan ahead!)
But There are always ‘options.’
And ‘work-arounds’
Just requires some ‘critical thinking’ and ‘Critical Drinking’—
and a Brain–
None of which I have readily available to me at this moment.
(DT’s — Self-imposed!)
Been a while!
Long time no see!
How’s the family?
How’s the wife and kids?“
(I have a bit of Scottish in me… but it came out of a bottle—not out of Scotland…)
The Drunk Scotsman
Cred for Share Vid: Saine Tarasind
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Since we are travelling about the UK…
Irish Rovers-Drunken Sailor
Best line from the Song:
“We’ll put him in a long boat ’til he’s sober.”
Vid Share Cred: John Kenton
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I love my life.
I love that I am, by nature, a happy person.
guess my first comment didn’t, well, “post”, or perhaps it will appear unannounced at a later date, sometimes referred to as “redundancy”. But anyways…here’s the fix on “screwed by the screw”: Get rid of them thar’ wing type corkscrews. Find a proper lever-pull type. Frustrations will cease (or subside greatly). Or in various states of alcohol-induced genius I have just poked them down with a bridge nail and ball-peen hammer (not advised)