You Got the Heart, But You Ain’t Got the Tools
Ever seen a grown man cry?
My Corkscrew is a Broke-Dick Dog!
Those who claim to know me…
Will unner-stan what a crisis this be for me!
I’m old enough, and ‘country enuff’ to remember having a ‘party line.’
Any of Y’all remember those?
(Thank You Hank JR:—You have always Been an Inspiration for Me) :
I suppose I could always smash the bottle against some concrete.
OOPs!–Over Did It!
But, in the doing of that… I may spill some of that, that, that I need so much!
(Lance is an alcoholic, doan’cha know—and Juicers are very good at rationing their Booze Provisions—we plan ahead!)
But There are always ‘options.’
Just requires some ‘critical thinking’ and ‘Critical Drinking’—
and a Brain–
None of which I have readily available to me at this moment.
(DT’s — Self-imposed!)
Been a while!
Long time no see!
How’s the family?
How’s the wife and kids?“
(I have a bit of Scottish in me… but it came out of a bottle—not out of Scotland…)
The Drunk Scotsman
Cred for Share Vid: Saine Tarasind
Since we are travelling about the UK…
Irish Rovers-Drunken Sailor
Best line from the Song:
“We’ll put him in a long boat ’til he’s sober.”
Vid Share Cred: John Kenton
I love my life.
I love that I am, by nature, a happy person.