I Beg Your Pardon. But I Call ‘Em As I See ‘Em. I Am an Asshole! And a Sailor. And A Texan! Deal With It, Or Step The Fu*k Off!

Figger it out

Southern Women Can Be So Pragmatic



And Soft

All in the Same Sentence

I Love Them!

P.S. If you Think I’m Gay?

(Yeah, I get that a lot, ‘cuz I love Musicals)

If You think I’m Gay, Go Fuck Yerself

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