Why The Hell Do You Think I Enlisted in The US Fu*kin’ Navy?
Sure! Some of it was My Ego!
I Thought I Could Become a Fu*kin’ NAVY FRICKEN SEAL
Guess What?
That did Not Pan Out For Me!
Fu*kin’ Twice!
Did I Blame Anyone But Me?
Of Course Not!
(Wow! there’s too mucho mas profanity in this post! But! I am fuckin’ Sailor! Ignore or block me!)
POSITIVE!
CRED FOR BELOW: MISTER Coffey Anderson
I LOVE MY AMERICA!
CRED: LEE GREENWOOD
Author’s Note and Warning
How I hear my “inner post Voice”:
Or, if you prefer,
“Clang Clang Clang Went My Folly”
Maybe THIS Version Won’t
Take
Three Fu*kin’ Decades To Load!
Here’s to Hopin’!
My Daddy, Ralph A. Marcom,
USMC Vet
once said something incredible stupid to me. Actually it was more of a lament.
He was just thinking out loud, I suppose.
I was knee – deep in my rehearsals with Sister Madelyn, getting ready to perform “The Sound of Music” — read about that somewhere else in these pages. Anyway, he said to me, or asked me: “Why don’t kids ever get together and say, “Let’s put on a show?”
I said, “Daddy, ‘Summer – Stock’ was just a fantasy. No one ever lived that.”
I think that was the beginning of the ending of my relationship, my good one, with my father.
Summer Stock, Le Trailer:
Yay! Hooray!
Vid Cred: Panos Golfis
Vid Cred: pokeahugkiss
Street Cred for Vid: kherrick90
Credit: TOPPOP: Star sisters
“Any barmaid can be a star-made”
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Hey Film Buffs!
This (Below) is Required Watching!
Right On!
Spot On!
Dead On!
Thank YOU! Critical Drinker Man!
You Nailed My Same Same Sentiment!
Visit Crit Drinker Here Below:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSJPFQdZwrOutnmSFYtbstA
The Genesis of all this Bullshit:
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And No!
I also did NOT watch ‘The Oscars’ on My Tee-Vee Either.
I had Something Better to Do!
Like Picking The Lint Outta My Belly-Button.
(Which Was More Gratifying & Satisfying)
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Golden Age
Lost Now–Magic Has Gone
Never Get It Back
That Ship Has Sailed
Out-of-Sight
Missing Somewhere Over That Recent Rainbow…
My father used to tell a great story about some university asshole who was trying to impress him:
Dude said,
“The reason Wizard of Oz was in Black and White was because in the beginning, 1939, they really did not have color film.”
Daddy replied, “That is fascinating. I suppose when Dorothy got back to Kansas, they had lost that technology, as it went back to black and white.”
Come On!
Get Happy!!
What a Dame!
Judy! Judy! Judy!
There definitely ain’t nothin’ like a dame
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No Business Like Show Business….
Adding-dumb Dumb da Dumb
(I miss my Daddy; He loved Old Movies)
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Bonus’esses
Excesses???
(Bring Your Own Dresses)
Of course the Andrews Sisters Inter-text did not escape me.
It’s Silly and Stupid
(But Rather Endearing) :
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I love My Oh So Rich American Culture–I Ain’t Rich, but surely you know what I mean.
I love my excesses
Bring your own dresses
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Am I gay?
No!
No Way!
I don’t Play that way.
(I just Color outside the lines.)