Yes, this is a ‘Shit Post’
Please Watch the below vid.
You will laugh your ass off.
Ditto this one below
Vid Cred: MAD LAB
But this is a light-hearted Shit Post, mocking me even more than I mock Broadcast News: CNN, MSNBC, Fox, Etcetera & Ad Nausea
And I am stalling, waiting for MS Muse to respond to my recent
She is sitting on the couch as I type these words.
(Yeah, she came home after the lights and water were restored)
I am beginning to find her a ‘fair-weather’ muse. Just sayin’.
Don’t matter. I still love her.
She had all her props:
- Glass of Pinot.
- Virginia Slim
- Cell Phone
- NY Times, Washington Post, And Waco Weekly Wipe
Yeah. There’s that.
Always That Attitude: Nuclear Option
This post cannot stand alone on my prose.
The vids are requisite.
“I just have to look good; I don’t have to be clear.”
The volume is borked. So CRANK it up. (Video Credit: Video Music, via The YouTubes—Duh!)
Love Broadcast News.
Love Mocking Broadcast News.
Love the Eye-Candy ‘Info-Babes’ on Broadcast News. (Broadcast News puts the ‘Broad’ in News)
Andrea Tantaros: CNN, Bra Size & Measurements
Guys, you know you want me to drop the link.
Suffer in Silence
Love that I harbor no true malice toward Broadcast News, but G’damn! they are so transparent with their bias.
Added Value: Holly-Go-Lightly
I sincerely hope you have enjoyed this brief interlude shit post I wrote while cooling my heels waiting for MS Muse to respond to my Proposal of Marriage
(‘Story at Eleven’)
Bonus ‘Added Value’
Credit to John Ward: Genius Man
“No, it’s awful.”
My Cross to bear
My Spirit ‘Man-able’: Ted Koppel
Video Compilation Credit Below: iLoveChrisCuomo
CNN: The Most Trusted Name In News?
Am I homo-phobic?
No! But these two wear me out!
Some of my Best Friends are Fags (This is a JOKE BTW!)
“I love you Don Lemon.”
You never fail to entertain.
Now Please Excuse me while I puke—‘vacuate’ my stomach.
And my mind.
“The Memes Become Reality”
Don & Chris:
Two Marshmallows Colliding in Mid-Air:
Ignore the below, the last on your radio dial, because WordPress is FU*KED UP!
Won’t let me delete it!
It just keeps spinning ‘round an’ ‘round sucking up bandwidth.
Bandwidth I have not to spare,
Nor desire to share.
F&ck you WordPress!
“Uploading” it perpetually says.
How ‘bout I ‘upload’ my Nine Millimeter into your dome?
How would that grab ya?
I got ‘on the horn’ w/WP
Kind service rep fixed my problem.
All-in-all, WP has Great Customer Service.
No denying that.
I take back my un-happy words hurled at WordPress… until the next time…
Today I watch the bug-eyed illegitimate seed of Sanford & Son and the notorious Janet (what inflation?) Yellen attempt to convince typical American Idiots that there isn’t a recession and inflation isn’t a big deal. Surely the American Public isn’t dumb enough to believe those two feckless spin-mistresses?
“Wendy’s Hamburger gal” Pissaki”
The broadcast news talking heads have set new standards for ignorance….maybe. Biden press secretaries seem hell-bent to show us their idiocy in full glory. None appear to top the imbecilic Jen “Wendy’s Hamburger gal” Pissaki, who by the way, has officially joined the legion of idiocy at MSNBC. Now we witness the profound ignorance of current spinmistress-in-chief Karine Pierre. Watch as she tries to downplay the seriousness of 9% inflation, claiming it was last month’s number. She couldn’t even count change at a Church’s fried chicken stand.