And, Having Intelligence is AWFUL!
By The Way.
Some Days, I Wish I Could Die and Be Re-incarnated as an Ostrich–
With My Head Stuck ‘Safely’
In the Sand
There is no God Gonna
That Ignorance Bliss
But has been Sanitized for your Protection–
I Harbor A Serious Weed
Up My Ass
You Guessed It:
Street Cred For Vid: Gus Johnson
Fuk U FB!
I Cancelled My Subscription.
Yer Next On My ‘Hit Parade‘
(Don’t Fret! I Love You Facebook!–Not!)
FaceBook Recently Got Fukked!
Mark Zuckerberg Says He Is Not a Lizard Person
I Had No Idea–
Guess I Need To Get Out More
Hoisted by Their Own Re-tard!
Enjoy The Sound of Silence!
To an ISP Near You.
We’ve Had Enough of Your Bullshit!
Hush Hush Mark Fuck-You Berg!
Zuckerberg Has Suction-Cupped His FB Tentacles So Deep Into The American Morons — Not Y’all, Of Course– That He Is Becoming Dangerous–This College Drop-Out. I Got Nothing Aghast Drop-Outs–Since I are One. But This Asshole is a Moron.
Not Un-Like Bill Gates–I’ll Get To Him Next.
Ah! The Wonderful Sound of Silence!
Love this guy!
I cannot find the original content creator to credit. Standby. I am still searching.
Love This Guy Too!
Cred: The Church of Fuck You
Hate This Guy!
Anyone see this asshole below, shoot on sight
Wanted for Murdering Sanity
Reward: Fifty Cents
Last Seen: Bar in Dubai
Good Luck and Happy Hunting
Since I am a ‘film snob’ and arrogant, and an Asshole, and full of myself, I am going to hit you over the head with something which should be blatantly obvious about this image below:
I don’t get too hung up on semantics
For Any Enquiring Minds Who Give-A-Shit:
I recently deleted My Face-Fuk Account of 12 Years.
Guess what happened next.
FaceBook sent a buxom Blond to Mi Casa.
Ostensibly to give me a blow-job.
(My Hope always springs eternal.)
But it did not take me long to figger out that all she wanted was for me to undelete my account.
I politely invited her to go fuck herself.
(She left in haste)
In a cloud of dust and flying gravel.
“If I could just get off of that Facebook Freeway without gettin’ killed or caught”
“Down the Road In A Cloud Of Smoke.”
“Landlords/Land-Ladies Always Bore Me”
(I went back to my neglected beer and we had a good time–spending some quality time together)
“Love’s a gift that’s truly handmade.”
“Pack Up All Yer Dishes”
Street Cred: Steve Earle