And Headed to the Gray-Bar Hotel.
Don’t Pass GO;
Don’t Collect 200 Dollars!
I may have buried the lead on this one.
(Along with the frog)
When I hear songs, they lead me into other songs, which lead me into more songs, and then inevitably, they collide, atom like, and split into even further songs, and therein lies that rub. Yet in the currency of life, well… songs are life. Fatal collisions notwithstanding.
But they do resurrect memories.
At least mine in my mind do.
This one, This Herb Alpert one, Taste of Honey, I first heard while shopping for glass slides for my microscope. (I think I was approaching my nine years’ on Earth anniversary) I was in a shopping mall–long before there were such things in any other place but my Bellwether California. Certainly NOT in Texas–Which I still held faint and dying memories of…
I was walking through the ‘toy store’, for that was the only place a ‘wee child’ could purchase slides for microscopes back then (without a legal guardian), when I, with the helpful help of the condescending moron at the store, found the blank glass slides.
“How much?” I earnestly asked.
“Four dollars,” he earnestly answered.
“Four dollars!” I exclaimed.
“Yes Son, Four dollars.”
“OK,” I said. “When a child needs slides, a child needs slides, but be somewhat forewarned and aware, that your sum represents two months’ allowance for me, reaped from the heavy hot labor of mowing yards, taking out trash, keeping my mouth shut, (when so ordered), and generally just being an unwillingly good kid. Someday you will lament this encounter when you are in Purgatory for ripping off a wee child.”
“Plus tax,” he added.
Sometimes one’s Bullshit falls short, and fails to hit The Mark.
You see? I was a wanna-be microbiologist even then. Of course, I did
murder, sacrifice dissect-ize, euthanize some frogs along the way. (For The Good of Frog-Kind, and for Science, of course) I figure the ‘statue’ of limitations on Frogicide has long since crumbled…
I sure do hope so. Once, my buddies and I captured a frog (probably a toad actually) and we, the four of us, tied strings around his legs and then on the count of three, we ran in four different directions.
The frog exploded.
My mother, drying dishes and watching through the kitchen window, witnessed this.
She was vociferous in her Chastisement.
Then I had remorse. (for about ten minutes)
Dust now, most likely, that Statute.
So now, Gentles All, I confess to my crime… of Frogicide.
I Trust You To Not ‘Drop A Dime’
About my Crime…
After all, I did it for the Tadpoles.
And For Science.
And, Yes! I have done some horrible things in my life.
I Harbor regrets
As Most of us do…
I still have nightmares over that innocent frog…
Cannot take that one back
Would if I Could
But I can’t
So I Must Learn to Live
With My Sin
Best Way I Can
If I am Honest,
Cutting out his heart.
It was still beating!
But He Was Not
He Was Dead