Try to find just one good honest man these days.
You’ll Go Insane With the ‘Looking’
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This One, This Is
‘Lance-A-Lot’ Flew Over The Coo-Coo’s Nest.
Please Enjoy Or At Least,
Try Not To Cry
(I, personally, can never make it to the end of the movie because
I know how it sadly ends.
And, of course I had read the book
(Y’all Just Know I Have)
Far Too many times
Street Cred: Thug Notes
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They’re Coming To Take Me Away. HAHA!
Weird-Press Cannot Keep Up With The Pace of My Mind.
I’m Shocked!
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Oh! And by-the-way,
I’d Prefer A Rubber-Room With A View–
Too Much to Ask?
Never mind!
And Yes! I have been to Italy
Thrice!
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I Desired This At-The-Top
But Guess What?
FU WordAPress!
Room/With/A/View
Oh! Scr’w It! I Tried!
I got so stupid drunk on stupid drunk this morning,
I Actually Forgot My Name
Had to refer to my driver’s licence–
Just to try to out to Figger Out Who I Was
Please Calgone!
Take Me Away!
I’ll Pay!
They’re Coming–I Can Smell Their Apprehension.
Going into Battle and all that jazz.
Just tryin’ to remember who the fuk I was supposed to fukken be.
Went to the hospital,
They Reminded Me Of who I was supposed to be not.
Then deep depression struck me…
Over that sudden realization
So I tried to remember
That Day in September…
Tenth, But I Cannot Re-Call,
Even Though I am Fairly Certain I Was There…
When I Was born
Into this Gog-For-Saken World
I said,
“I don’t wanna be that guy”
They said
“Sorry Asshole: this is who you be”…
They had proof
see below
C’est Moi!
Drunken Sailer – Irish Rovers
“Put Him In-A-Long-Boat ‘Til He’s Sober.”
Good Luck With That!
I just wanna go home
So Leave me the fu*k alone!
Hospitals!
I Fukken Hate ’em!
nOT THE pEEPS. Just The Concept