Oops–

I Dropped It Into The Sea.

Fuk Me!

There Went My Inheritancie!

Hahahaha!

Britney

Did It To Me

(Yet Once Again!)

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Rosemary Clooney Sang This Song–

Just Credit Where Credit Is Due

Rosemary Clooney – Mambo Italiano:

“But Wait Just A Cotton-Pickin’ Minute!

Something’s Gone Horrible Wrong!

Sisters:

To Anyone Who Was Offended By My Recent Post(s)

I am sorry. Truly.

“We are exorcising ‘Drama’ from this Blog” (and I took the offensive post out back and shot it right between the eyes and now I am gonna quit banging on about it and move on.)

Now that is a noble sentiment, but one which will probably not be realized.

Therefore I implore you to take some things with a golf-ball-size grain of salt. Nothing should be taken personal, yet saying this, I do take everything personal. That is MY wont; does not have to be yours.

So now, I apologize in advance for any future hurtful shit I may spew: it is not directed at you. (Unless, of course you are from Oklahoma. Just Kidding!  My Okie Brethren!)

Now I am gonna play some computer golf as I watch “The Players Tournament”
–Lance

“Apologizing — a very desperate habit — one that is rarely cured. Apology is only egotism wrong side out”

~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., The Professor at the Breakfast-Table

Okay, 

Let’s ‘adddemdumb this just a mite (yes, think I have already clarified my feelings for mites)

Point is, “ya pay yer money; ya take yer chances.”

Now, to the unknowing, that may smack of “Lance done took back his apology.”

Well Hell! Not at all.

But. But. BUT!

A Man, a MAN! Sez, “Shucks. I’m real sorry.” Then he walks out the door and goes away.

That’s all I am saying.

P.S. If anyone reads this I will give you a Mickey Mouse Pencil Sharpener and a box of chocolates!

Documentation required.

Your results may vary; 
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