Now I am forced / Co-ercer’eg to fix my dead – Azz desk-top Comp!
A ‘Chore’ I’ve Been Putting Off for
Tears, Beers, Jears, And Years!
Fuck U WP! Lovely Linda!
Part Six of A Sailor’s Scholarly History of the South Pacific:
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Mary-Lou and Mama-San and Gainful Unemployment
I Cannot Fix The Fuckken
Just do not!
Just SDo Not
At leeast I ddn’t Fake it
Here is how Bar Fines are designed to work in Olongapo:
- You pay the girl’s bar fine to the Mama San
- You get a receipt.
- You take your ‘rental’ to your room.
- You fuck her.
- Sometimes you feed her first.
- Thusly sated, satisfied, you cast her away.
Here is how bar fines are not designed to work:
- You do NOT Lose it. (Your receipt)
- You broke it; you bought it.
- You hand over your receipt to your rental so she can leave you.
Well, that is the short version.
The thing is, in Olongapo, Bar Girls walking about on Magsaysay Blvd, alone, without a bar fine receipt are considered in the eyes of the law to be ‘common’ street walkers. And subject to arrest.
And thrown under the jail.
So what was the very first thing I did with Mary-Lou Perucho?
I handed over my Bar Fine Receipt.
“Here ya go Darling. Put this in your pocket. Don’t lose it. Now shall we go to my hotel?”
“Sure.” She said nervously.
So we went to my cheap hotel. I had no intention of having sex with her. I was just lonely as I have mentioned. I just wanted to talk with her. Get to know her (not in that biblical sense—in that humane sense—I was lonely and she reminded me of an old High School sweetheart…)
I had been drinking (duh), so I excused myself after I had parked her in front of the television. I went to the head, took a piss. Came back. She was gone.
She had left me.
Guess she thought I was gonna try to fuck her.
( I had no such intentions)
But who could blame her for leaving?
I weighed in at two-hundred pounds and change.
She was, soaking wet, about ninety eight.
If I had fucked her, I might have broken her.
But apparently caution being the better part of smart told her to bug out.
And I had given her, her pass:
The Bar Fine Receipt.
It made me sad that I had not expressed well enough my benevolent propensity.
Of course, like the asshole I was, I went back to Viva Young the next afternoon and complained to Mama San. I wanted my money back. My rental had left me.
Mama San was not amused, but in the spirit of good customer service, she fired Mary Lou.
This was NOT the outcome I wanted.
So now was I not just an asshole, but a stellar asshole.
I would have to search out Mary Lou and attempt to make things right.
All I truly wanted was a pretty girl to lay down beside me and hold my hand and listen to my stories…
And keep me company.
And pretend as if she cared. For just for a Fleetin’ monument
I’ll pay you.
Linda is so beautiful.
So Fuckin’ Beautiful!
To Be Continued
Part Five Maybe? May Be Discovered Here: