“Comphy Numb“
Only Decent Performance This Asshole
Dee-Crapio
Ever Did
Better Romeo Below:
Motherfuck u Wp! Scroll the fuk down!
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Sal (Hispanic Marine) Gift of Gab and Excellent Sense of Humor “Sadder than a Midget with a Yo-yo.” His quote. Not mine.
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Lydia (Old and Gray and Grizzled Away—but wonderful)
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Michael (Big dude. ‘Bout thirty stone.) We called him “Pete”—not sure why
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Christine (Bat – shit crazy. And obnoxious. And a bitch–but just for one day. Then she found politeness. And then fit right in with our “in-crowd.”)
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Jacob— Junkie—young junkie—Always wearing a Nirvana T-Shirt–nuff said.
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Phil—Texan—issues he had—showed up drunk Day One and checked himself in. Not sure how that works, but whatever.
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Nino (My ‘Roommate’) Did not like him, but he was there, so, what ever-the fuck-ever.
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Kelsey (my favorite ‘broken’ one’—loved her) “Take the Mary Poppins Unbrella and fly the fuck out of town.”
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And of course,
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Yannah…
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“T” I mean, “Ethel, the Pirate’s Daughter.” And cheater at Black Jack (and life in general)
No doxing here.
Whoops!
Too late.
This “Story” is going somewhere.
I just need to line up the cast and crew.
Stand by…
But one last quote from Sal:
“Kids are like little drunk Midgets.”
I promised him I would steal that quote.
Now I have.
Promise fulfilled.
P.S. This piece was more fun to write than it will ever be fun to read.
You realize you have a problem when you laugh at your own jokes.
“Time to seek council Son.”
“I heard you were a drunkard’s drunkard.”
“Never when I’m working!”
“Give me my sin again.”
“You kiss by-the-book.”
(Brook???)
(I LOVE SHAKESPEARE!)
And Claire Has Such Wonderful,
Beautiful eyes….