But If You Do Choose To Lie To A Texas Woman, Do So At Your Own Peril. I Don’t, ’cause I Know Better. I Learned This The Hard Way. But It’s Yer Ass, Not Mine. You Do You. And Good Luck Schmuck.
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Ed. Note: Most Ev’thang I Write is “Tongue-in-Greek”–If Yu Don’t Realize This, You Probably Should’ve Taken That ‘Other’ Turn At Albaquirky
“That’s right; you’re not from Texas.”
You have my sympathy.
Lyle Lovett and His Large Band
“Oh the road she looked so lovely
As she stood there on the side
And she grew smaller in my mirror
As I watched her wave goodbye”
“I’ve Been To Memphis”
Me too Lyle, but I Managed to Escape.
Took Me Ten Years.
Takes More Than Just a Little Minute to Excavate a Tunnel
Armed Only With a Half-Broken Spoon
And a Rusty Old Butter Knife
“Been To Memphis”
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Kinky is…. Texan (And Freaky)
Asshole From El Paso
Hank Williams jr – Texas Women
You Know You Are Dating A Texan Woman When…
(Credit: Dating Beyond Borders)
All The ‘Y’alls’ Y’all
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All the beautiful women still left in California who haven’t yet moved to Texas are just busily packing their bags.
(Give them some time—they are on their way)
But they gonna have a lot of competition:
We have indigenous beautiful women here.
You Cali-Girls don’t stand a chance.
Because God Blessed Texas Women, Not You.
Not You.
Git over it!
And stay away from my Republic of Texas.
We neither want nor need you.
Try Portland.
Or Seattle.
I hear they are hard-up for pretty women–fresh out.
God Blessed Texas by Little Texas
Vid Share Cred: martinuk777
Yet One More Wonderful Texan Woman: Jackie Venson. Austin Born and Raised
“Lose your imagination, lose your mind.”
Too true.
Jackie Venson
(Austin)
“Lost In Time”
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And of course, Tanya (Seminole, Texas)
Tanya grew infamous for her propensity to get drunk and dance on tables.
Not really ‘Lady-Like.’
This is why I LOVE Her!
Un-filtered, unashamed, unabashed pure Texan Gal!
Yep! Tanya Gets Two Vids.
Why?
Ponder That On Your Own Dime
Don’t Ask Me
‘Cause I’m Fresh Outta Dimes
AND Rhymes
And yes, there are SO MANY MORE.
But I am running out of virtual ink in my virtual pen
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A Little added value:
Girls From Texas: Just A Little Bit Better
Video credit: patgree
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“She Just Said She Was Goin’ To Texas For A Little While”
Cred: B.W. Stevenson
That Girl In Texas
Credit: Jon Wolfe
DO NOT Mess with Texan Women!
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NOT THE END
NOT BY A DAMN SIGHT!
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