Uh, This Post Makes Absolutely
NO SENSE!
Whatsoever
In Fact, It Defies Gravity and Physics
(Sorry Albert)
Jimmy Bufff-Yay: Defyin’ Gravitayy
Cred for Vid: Parrothead Poet
But I will NEVER Try to Edit/Fix It.
Gonna Print it Out And Paste it on My ‘I Love Me Wall.’
Would You Like to Know Why?
Of Course You Would.
Because Every time I See It,
It Will Remind Me Of What Alcohol Does To What’s Left of My Mind
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You Will Go Insane If You Ever Even Try To Follow This, Board My Train.
This My Train of Thought
Off The Tracks
Dee-Rail’d
Yep! Celebratin’ TEXAS! (& a Few ‘Lesser’ Places) I Added Some Shite. I am in Love With Her! DOES It Show? Does NEOne Give a Hoot?
(I’m NOT REALLY A Right-Wing-Asshole–
I Just Play @ One–On The Internet)
Watch! Watch! Watch!!!
Watch!!!–
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This Post is All Outta Sync–
And I’m All Out of Ink.
BYE!
THE Videos!
Please Watch!
The Videos!
Yes! I am For Reals In Love w/Her!
She’s My Sweet Lil’ Texan Thang!
(Even Tho Her Posture is for Shite)
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Stream of Un-Consciousness!
a-gIN!
jUST SO yOU’D kNOW!
JACKIE!
Jackie Venson – Lost in Time (Live)
Me:
Lost in Jackie
Lance, Lost In Thoughts of Jackie:
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“Looks Like This Show Is Gonna Be A Sexy Show. You’re Just Gonna Havta Deal With It”
–Jackie
She IS So SEXY!
Notice How She
Jackie!
Plays GuitaR!
She Makes LOVE to it!!!
(Fukkin’ Lucky Guitar!)
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Jackie Venson – Austin, Texas Blues Guitarist LIVE
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Just Like Jimi HenDrix???‘
“‘Scuze Me, While I kiss the Sky!”
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I Am Kris—-
I Don’t Wanna bE Kris!
I wanna be SomeOnE eLse
On The LiST
But aLAS
I WILL ALWAYS BE kRIS!
(Native Texan)
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sTEVIE rAY!
I actually met Stevie’s Lead Guitarist—
Thanks to Madelyn, My Lost At Sea Sis…
True Story!
OK???
Vaughn!
So Long!
So Gone!
Ok???
I Buried The Lead!
From Oak Cliff
Who Knew?
I Did!
Stevie Ray Vaughan“
Yu Mess With her,
Yu See a Man git MEAN!
(Not Really ‘A Dallas-Boy’– He Was from Oak Cliff–A Dallas Suburb–But Who Pays Attention To Details?–
I Do. That’s Who
Jackie!!!!
From Dallas!
(Actually Austin, But Who’s Countin?)
It’s still all Texicas!
Dallas Alice!
Linda!
Words to Some Wise:
You Ever Insult Linda…
Them’s Fightin’ Words.
Trust Me:
You Doan Wanna Go There.
I Will Flame You To Un-Natural Death
Linda, Darlin’, I’m here. Still and Forever Willin’.
Call me.
We’ll test out my new blow-up bed for leakage.
We’ll do it together–Takes two to properly test a blow-up bed for air leakage.
But, of course you’d know this already, from back-in-the-day when you were datin’ Governor Moon-Beam, Jerry Brown… Just Kidding!
I Love You Linda!
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Jackie!
NO Words
Words Fail.
My Words Are Not Worthy
Jackie!
She Rocks My World — Texan Gal!
I Know
Yu Do’n HavE time—-I do not cafe, cARE! Mi DON’T CARE!
10?
WheEr DiD ThAt COmE FrOM?
i DON’T KNOW—- iT JUST HAPPEN””ED
tEN? wHERE DID THAT COME FROM?
i LOVER hER!
Jackie, I Adore You!
And She Keeps Messin’ Aroun’
With the Tech!
One would’ve thought she’d a done a
‘Sound Check’
BeFORE The Show.
Oh Hell No!
Not My Gal!
Do it live on Stage!
Why NOT?
I mean, Who’s Gonna Complain?
There are a baker’s dozen Bored Bar-Bouncers A-Waitin’ in the Wings, Chompin’ at the Bit
Hell Yeah!
She is So Charming, So Endearing!
Gawd!
So Human!
OMG!
How I LOVER HER!
I love Her!
She is REAL!
The REAL Deal!
So Fricken REAL!
She Don’t Give a Shit!
I Admire & Respect That In
My
(Texas)
Wimmenss”
They Don/t Fuk Around!
If Sumthin Pisses
’em off…. well, Y’all Know… wHAT!
Stand By For Heavy Rolls As The Shit/Ship Comes About!
10
Where did that
Come FroM
witHin?
From Within???
Must Be The Gin
AGIN!
10?
Perfectly TEN?
SoMe SuBTtlE MesSage?
SEnT?
My waY???
OK!
MerRry CriRiStMaAS!
To Me!
i DON’T KNOW—- iT JUST HAPPEN
–ED
tEn?
wHERE DID ThAT COME FRoM?
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JacKiE!?
Just the TwO OF US?
WHY Not?
Jackie!
Cred: Jackie Venson, Uh, DUH!!!!
“I don’t even know where we are. They tell me we’re circling a star.”
-Jimmy Buffet.
DFWSteve,
Sometimes, albeit rarely, magical shit happens.
Once, back-in-the-day, JJ Walker walked into the Showdown Downtown Commerce, and just sat down and played his guitar (He had just wrapped up a performance at ETSU)
DFWSteve
I wish I could see again
Maybe less gin and new reader glasses.
What do you think?
Any Advice?
Great post for us music-heads!! Was at old Austin Opry HOuse and saw Fab Thundebirds, followed by SRV. Was hanging around bar after show drinking Lone Star beer with a couple buddies, crowd had mostly gone. Heard a git-tar start up. Then another. Went back to stage area’ Lo and Behold, Stevie and Jimmy were jamming, doing some high level cutting. Me and maybe 10 other people saw it. Other band mates joined. Went on for an hour. Priceless.