The Trouble With Lance And Empty Beer Cans (And Tribble-Relations-and Manifestations)

Star Trek The Trouble With Tribbles 

Street Cred: James Tiberius Kirk

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The Major Problem….

With Being An Alcoholic

(As I See It)

Is Running Out Of Booze

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The major problem with being an alcoholic (semi-functioning one with a brain) is that you are smart enough to talk yourself out of necessary tasks that need to be tasked and stupid enough to not realize you are deluding yourself into thinking that nothing else matters, ‘cept maintenance drinking.

This is a delicate tight-wire you have precariously put yourself upon for no real good reason.

Yet

You Sailor on.

Precariously perched

Trying to maintain some semblance of ‘balance.’

It is a delicate dance.

And you are smart enough to know how the story must end.

Yet you hurdle on into the dark void of your madness.

Casting all caution to the wind.

Rinse and Repeat Every Day.

Same Bat Time.

Same Bat Channel.

But somehow Life Staggers On

“Hold my beer Dear and watch this”

I Said,

As I Stepped On The Gas

I said, as I hit the ‘play’ button: On ZZ Top:

And Drove Us Head-Long

Into Oblivion.

I HATE YOU WORD-PRESS!

YOU ARE SO LAME AND NOT INTUITIVE AT ALL! NOT BY A LONG G’DAMN SIGHT!

For Four Hundred Quid A Year You Should Be Able To Read My Mind And Know My Intentions!

STOP Using WordPress!

Cred: ODi Productions

Bubbles In My Beer Dear!

And I Have Somehow Managed To

Completely

Fuck This Post Up!

Just Call Me An

“Over-Achiever”

Cred For Vid: MsAnne5

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“And I Know That My Life Has Been A Failure,

Just Watchin’ The Bubbles In My Beer”

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Willie!

My Hero!

And

Yes!

I Have Read His

Auto-Biography!

Thrice!

Commuted To Memory!

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2 thoughts on “The Trouble With Lance And Empty Beer Cans (And Tribble-Relations-and Manifestations)

  1. Bubbles in my Beer.. Saw Red Stegall play a good version at the honky-tonk in Campbell back in 70’s (until it burned down 3 times (hello insurance fraud!)

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