Just Fer Fun! And Yes! I Will Finally Admit: This Is A True Story–Y’all Know, I Never Write Fiction–No Time/Talent For It. “Richard & His Lame-Ass Jeans Store Chapter Les Deux (My Love–My Sister–My Madelyn)”

So as we were sitting so very close together on her bed I said,

“Why is he closing the store?”

“Not making any money.”

“Oh. I guess that makes sense. What else did he say, if anything?”

“He said, I guess I could just burn the place down and collect the insurance.”

I said to Maddy, “He would never do that. He is too much a pussy.”

“Yeah,” she sighed.

Then she confided:

“I stole a lot… A LOT of stuff from the store. Closing right
? I lit a fire, but I think it didn’t take. I am so afraid My fire went out! They will find me out!

ZZ Top – Blue Jean Blues by Billy Gibbons:

“Don’t worry ‘bout that. I’ll fix it for you.”

“How? How you gonna fix it for me?”

“You still have a key to the front door?”

“You know I do.”

“Give it to me.”

“What you gonna do?”

I flashed her a grin:

“I’m gonna burn the place down to the ground. For you Dear Sister”

She gave me the key.


To be continued….


As most of you who know me know…

This is a TRUE STORY!

I do not write fiction!

Fuk ’em!

Let them come after me!

“They” will regret that!

And that is a paralyzed fact!

Do not fuck with a copperhead snake!

“Red Next to Yell’ah Will Kill a Fellah”

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