It’s Like Wearing Chain Leggings After A Ship Wreck and Yer Just Hoping To Reach The Beach. But To Be Completely Honest With My Readers, (Which I Have Always Promised to Be)… Trying to Mend My Speech Runs So Contrary Against My Sanity. I’m Just Sayin’. Still Waters Run Deep. Please Try To Remember That.
“Soft Language”
Cred: George
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“You Don’t Find Roses Growin’ On Stalks Of Clover”
Martina McBride
“I Beg Your Pardon”
This
(Below)
is a ‘Fricken’…
No!
‘Fucking’
Awesome
Sexy Video!
WoW!
Just Fuckin’ Wow!
Oh!
My!
God!
Paula Abdul!
Eat Your Heart Out!
J/K Paula!
But
Day’um!
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This One Below!
I fu*ked up the Sequence!
So typical of Me!
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Creds For The Two Above: Martina McBride
Cred: Lynn Anderson
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But I Do respect The Fact That Some of My Prose Is Found To Be Offensive. I am trying To Do Better—Please Don’t Hate Me.
I am a Sailor—Old Habits Die Hard. I am Really Trying To Do Better. It has Never been My Intention to Offend (Well There Have Been A FEW Exceptions)
Theist Named “Kent”
But My Intend Is To Leave this World As A Better Man
Than I Have Been
Clint Black was born in Long Branch, New Jersey, one of four children born to G.A. and Ann Black. The family moved back to Texas, where G.A. Black had been raised, before Clint was one year old. He was raised in Katy, Texas. Music was always present in the house.
(I cannot rem from where I stole this. Screw it!)
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Cred For Vid: Gaming with Shao
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I yam what I yam!
I use A LOT of Profanity
I’m a fucking sailor!
What else would you expect?
From a fuckin’ sailor
And saying “I’m sorry” for what I am ain’t in my repertoire, or bag of tricks.
Some shit that needs to be removed from the writing/speaking vernacular:
“At the end of the day…”
(I heard some asshole use this one three times on CNN during a ninety second interview. I wish I were making this up. I ain’t.)
“Think outside the box”
“As we speak”
“All that said”
I could go on, but pretty sure you caught my drift (another trite Cliché–sometimes, I will admit, they are ‘useful’
Anyway…
I have high hopes for us as writers.
To be more original.
I know we can do it!
BECAUSE I HAVE HIGH HOPES!
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DFWSteve
Thank u so much for yer visit and commment
Here’s one more that occupies the high throne in the Hall of Vapidity: “PIVOT”. Now, for the real definition: a policy failed, so in order to fool the American Idiot we will move the theater screen to the other side of the building, evading the public’s immediate gaze while preparing for the next failure to come.
The most overused political cliche since the days of Millard Fillmore.