Lance is Broken. Shit-A-Brick!:
“Wonderful World of Worthy Writers.”
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We are, each of us, all of us, complicated, worthy people, full of brightly brilliant ideas, passionate passions, boundless potentials and infinite possibilities. We have our Stories. We want to Share Our Stories.
We are “Writers,” which makes us just a little bit different, special, and weird.
(In a very good way)
We each have our own personal foibles, strengths, weaknesses, levels of humanity, quirks, degrees of sanity, degrees of insanity, levels of intelligence, variances of meanness, variances of kindness, oscillating magnitudes of mood, cascades of creativity, brilliance of brevities, vacillating verbosities, and on and on…
In short we are all individuals possessing something unique that only each unique one amongst us can share.
And THAT, My Dear “Special Writer-Friends” is what makes this vocation so Magical.
And so very fulfilling and so very rewarding.
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Ninety-Nine Percent of my Writing is Autobiographical.
And I know from visiting the Blogs, that most of my Fellow Writers, at the very least, Write a good deal of same.
For me, I find it healthy and cathartic.
Your mileage may vary.
But remember Socrates’ renowned statement,
“The unexamined life is not worth living.”
Content Credit: “School of Life” https://www.theschooloflife.com/
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Some of us have our own personal agendas.
Some of us do not.
Yet, We, each and every one of us, is worthy: Agenda Full, or Agenda Empty.
Honestly, I am fresh out (of agendas) currently, but I am shopping for one to rent.
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Upon ‘Sober’ Reflection…
(Yes! I have Quit for Good, The Drinking–Having Chosen Life Over Death Because I still have years and years and years worth of shit I want, need, to write and to share.)
Yes! Upon sober reflection, I realize I DO have an agenda after all: My ‘agenda’, modest as it may appear, is to spread a little joy and deliver a bit of enrichment into the people’s lives who honor me by investing some of that most valuable, finite commodity we ALL share:
“Time”
I work very diligently not to waste even one single moment of yours, because there is no such thing as a ‘Money-Back-Time-Guarantee’.
“Love It, Or We’ll Refund All Your Time Spent. With Interest. No Questions Asked! Guaranteed!”
Sorry. Don’t work that way.
Some of us are Brilliant, Talented Writers.
Some us are just getting started and may need advice from time to time. Just ask; you will most likely get an inbox overflowing full.
“So, You Want To Be A Writer?”
This, Below, is a “Must Watch”
If You are a Wanna-Be Writer, That Is…
Street Cred for Vid: Shea, Et al. https://www.youtube.com/@WritingAcademy
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Some of us are polished, published, poets, prose-writers, playwright professionals, some of us are copywriters, some of us are even journalists, some of us are a combination of a few or of them all.
Some of us have genetic talent.
Some of us must work harder at it.
Most of us suffer Writer’s Block from time to time:
Content Credit: “Ivan Kander” https://lucky9studios.com/
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But the fact that we are all here, grinding out word after word,
Proves our worth and our respect for our craft.
And the Fact that you are reading these words right now proves you have respect for your fellow writers in Our Wonderful Writer’s Community
I think what my ‘message’ is trying (and most likely failing) to eloquently say… is that I love the writers in my fellow writer community.
We all have worth.
(Well except for that worthless schmuck who don’t like Lenny Bruce… and Y’all know I am even just kidding on that.)
“Thank You Mask Man – Lenny Bruce”
Video Share Credit: ThankYouMaskedMan1
Kinda
Not Really!
Never kid About Comedy; Comedy is Serious Business!
Never Joke About Lenny; Lenny is Serious Business!
And if Y’all Think I’m a Serious Person, and not joking, I am gonna purchase you a one-way ticket to ‘The Re-Education, Never-Take-Lance-Too-Seriously Gulag Facility’, recently re-modeled and up-graded–it has running water now.
And Gulag Goulash Every Saturday Night.
–Lance, Your Humble & Worthy Servant, Who Loves, and Respects, All of ‘Y’alls’.
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Bonus ‘Added Value’
Shakespeare & Marlowe:
Credit: Miramax
the great writer of the current time is Matt Taibbi, a present-day Hunter S Thompson. Journalist and guest, everything from Rolling Stone to Fox News. Brazen and irreverent. Biden hates his guts and sicced the IRS on him, on Christmas Eve, no less. Maybe he found out that Biden the sniffer was huffing paint.
“Grateful”, as a word fails miserably
https://texantales.com/2022/11/08/self-critique-i-have-noticed-of-late-a-pattern-developing-a-disturbing-one-rolling-rolling-rolling-raw-hide-2/
Let there be gall enough in thy ink, though thou write with a goose-pen, no matter.
William Shakespeare
https://texantales.com/2022/10/05/more-wasted-pearls-at-swine-facebook-nonsense-posted-by-me-latest-styles-colors-baghdad/
There was no other way.
And there never was”
King Charles (B)
FU WP! My comments/response s to comment get flushed
Down and drown
Down the mammmmmaey hole!
Anonymous
No. You are mistaken:
Lenny Bruce is a National Treasure
“Never when I’m working,,,,In truth, I have not written a word….”
Writers are all narcissistic assholes.
Thank u Happy Panda
Thank you!
Very true! We all have our own individual styles and ofcourse our own agendas – that make us unique. Deep down I think all of us just hope to add value of some sort to our reader’s life – whether it is making our readers smile or helping them shape their perspectives or guiding them through things. 🙂
Thank you Marlapaige.
Thank you very much.
Every word of this is true. I believe in respecting other people’s creativity, and allowing others to find inspiration from my writing as well. Thank you for this.
And Lenny Bruce was AWESOME!
Dear Anonymous,
Yes he is.
Thank you for your visit and comment.
Lenny Bruce is a National Hero.