All My Readers! All Four of Y’all!–Chug-A-Lug Chug-A-Lug Y’all!– Have One On Me! But–I Generally Drink Alone!
(I Create Fewer Enemies That Way) P.S. My Life is a Train Wreck, But Y’all Knew This Already, Been Described That Way, By A Woman I tried to Love Once. Back in Navy Daze….
Her Memory is all Just a Blurry Haze Now.
My Life is Like A Fukkin’ Hurricane Gone Crazy Mad
Neil!
Goddamn WordPress Fucked Up This Post. They ALWAYS Try To Censor Me. But I, I ALWAYS Delve One Rung Beneath Their Bull-Shite.
Now I am Forced to Fix it!
And Trust Me Kids,
I Have Better Things to Do–To Occupy My Mind and My Time!
Bob!
(I AM IN lOVE—w/THE VIOLINST! wO-mAN!!)
Please Please Please Listen to The WORDS oF tHIS Fuckin’ Song!
I’m Gonna Be The Champion of the World!
Someday–Some Other Day
But Obviously Not Today
Here Comes The Story Of The Hurricane:
Who The Fuk is This Guy?
Oh! Wait!
I’ve Seen Him
In the Mirror!
Heaven!
Heaven!
I’m In Booze Heaven!
Bryan Adams – Cuts Like A Knife
My Life Cuts Like A Dull Knife
Ouchie!
“Coulda Sworn We Had It All Worked Out”
Cred: Bryan Adams
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Booze Heaven!
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Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Make you want to holler hi-de-ho
Burns your tummy, don’tcha know?
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Grape wine in a Mason jar
Homemade and brought to school
By a friend of mine ‘n’ after class
Me and him and this other fool decide
That we’ll drink up what’s left
Chug-a-lug, so we helped ourself
First time for everything
Hmm, my ears still ring
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Make you want to holler hi-de-ho
Burns your tummy, don’tcha know?
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
4-H and FFA
On a field trip to the farm
Me ‘n’ a friend sneak off behind
This big old barn where we uncovered
A covered-up moonshine still
And we thought we’d drink our fill
And I swallered it with a smile
? Bll-bbb?, I run ten mile
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Make you want to holler hi-de-ho
Burns your tummy, don’tcha know?
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Jukebox ‘n’ sawdust floor
Sumpin’ like I ain’t never seen
And I’m just goin’ on fifteen
But with the help of my finaglin’
Uncle I get snuck in
For my first taste of sin
I said, “Lemme have a big old sip”
? Bll-bbb?, I done a double back flip
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Make you want to holler hi-de-ho
Burns your tummy, don’tcha know?
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Roger And Me
Me and Roger!
(One of My Ex-Wives Turned Me Onto this—-
Cannot Remember
Which One—
Probably Lisa
The Shakespearean/Marlowe Scholar One!
You Can Be Happy If’n You’re Of A Mind To.
But Yu Caint Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd!
Mad Props To Roger!
fun fact:
my first for real gF was third cousin to
Rogern Miller.
Truth story!
Yu Caint Look That Up!
You’ll Just have to take My Word fer it!
Sorry!