And I Can’t Write For Shite! Punctuation is Just An Afterthought.

Oh Fuck This Post!

It Ain’t about Shit!

And Not Worth a Cup of Warm Spit

I am Over and Done With It!

This Post’s Time – Line is all outta sink.

(and ink)

Ya know what?

Take all the money in the bank;

I think I’ll Just stay here and ‘drank!’Merle Haggard!—

You California-Transplanted Okie-Bastard–Ex-Con–

I Love You MORE Than Cash….

Money!

I hate writing!!

It’s a Pain in my ass!

TMI: I’ve had enema experiences that were more enjoyable than trying to write.

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What Happened?

I Just took a short nap.

Then, Guess what?

I Have No Earthly Clue

Do You?

Oh, I Know.

Lance Happened

It’s The End Of My World As I Knew it,

But I Feel Fine!

Bye Bye Cruel World

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What is Wrong With This Picture?

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I Guess TV Dinners Are In My Immediate And Fore-seeable Future Future.

ZZ SpeakTo Me!

I May Need This Someday.

Probably Good to Keep it Handy