I Am Gonna Take A Wild Guess Here,
But I Miss Having a Good-Hearted Woman
Cred. Who The Hell D’ya Think?
This Post is Obnoxious & Insulting,
But It Accurately Depicts My Frame of Reference
At The Time I Wrote it.
I NEVER Lie to Y’all. –Updated! Had to Add Some Linda at The End–Cannot Believe I Forgot! This Post is all Fucked UP. Guess What? I No Longer Dare to CArE! Don’t GIvE A sHiT! fUcK IT! “Hearts are like AssHoles; eVer’one gOts one!”
I Honestly Don’t Know Why I Waste My Finite Time. I Pull Together All Kinds of Poignant Videos. No One Watches.
God Forbid Someone Comments!
Takes Some Time
Drops a Thin Dime
“Thank You! You Made Me Laugh!”
Oh Hell NO! Cannot Be Bothered To Spend A Fuckin’ Mouse Clik!
Fuck All Y’all!
And I Sincerely Mean That!
“All The Y’alls, Y’all”
Vid Share Cred: Chris Spags
Content Creator: K Ryan Jones (I think)
And of Course The Mesmerizin’
George Don’t Give A Shit
He is My Spirit Animal
George Ref’ d The Magic Words!
“Mack the Knife”
Anyone who reads me, knows most of my shit is bullshit about women! is about women–my relationships with women. I love women. This is well-documented.
I have broken lots of hearts.
Lots of good woman hearts.
My heart, my one one, my only one, has been broken too.
I should take better care of it.
Try to Look out for it.
In Short: I am a Slut
But Only a Slut For Linda
“Heart Like A Wheel”
More times than I wish to recount.
I always manage
to sailor on.
And I will.
This is cruel.
A National Treasure
Cred for Vid: jakuerika
Billie H is the broad singing; but you knew that already….
But it is how I choose to survive.
I “Honestly” have no choice in the matter.
Yeah! I’m An Asshole!
Streetcar My Desire
If you do not get my sense of humor, you are in the wrong place.
And you need to leave.
Right Fuckin’ Now
And In Haste
Hasta La Vista!
Lo Siento Mi Vida
In My Humble Opinion, This is One Of The Most Beautiful, Wonderful Songs Ever Performed and Performed By The Most Beautiful, Talented Woman in the World
(Sorry Joni–Forgive me later–I’ll buy you lunch–I Promise.)