If Joni Cashes Her Chips Before Me…
I will go insane
Then Stand-by For Some Un-Happy Words!
Joni is On-My-Mind,
As Always!
Every-Day–
Ever-Fukkin’ Day
Is A Joni Day!! Joni!!”
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“We’re Captive on a Carousel of Time.
“I have Lost My Mind!
Do Not Read This Vanity Post!
It Is Only Respectfully meant For Joni
“Circle Game”
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Don Wand Winds Up His Reckless Daughter
“I’ve been travellin’ so long…
Will I Recognize my home if ever I see it again?

To The Winner Goes The Heart-Sick Blues
Danger! Will Robinson!
This post is
RAW!
I ‘might’ edit it later
(But Do Not Count On It!)

I have no fucking idea why I am posting this.
Actually,
I do.
It is because Joni Mitchell has shaped my life (in the best way) more than all the women (combined) who so desperately tried (and failed) to do so.
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There will NEVER be a woman I love more than Joni Mitchell,
And I have never even seen her in person,
But I have never even seen Shakespeare either.
In person.
So… Fucking What!
Recent FB Stupid post of mine:
I’d just be happy with a sideways glance from her at me from 200 meters as she bordered her Lear Jet. I would be happy and sated enough to just lie down and die right then and there.
Right fucking there on the tarmac.
My last happy dying thought: Joni looked at me. Ever so briefly, but that is all I deserved.
I do not believe in God.
I do not believe in Yoga.
I do not Believe in Ghost-Busters
I do not believe in Chocolate Milk
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But I do believe in Joni.
I can hear/see/watch Joni.
Cannot do that with any God.
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More convoluted FaceFuk Shit:
I love Joni.
Joni don’t love me
Why not? You may ask.
Because She doesn’t even know I exist.
(I am about to spill A-LOT of Virtual ink on Joni. Once again)
Why? Because I love her so much more than all the Tea In China.
Stay tuned!
It ain’t raining here, but I don’t care!
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As in general,
WordPress is Fucking Stupid!
There is a Great Link Below To A wonderful Complexation/Complication/Compy-lication, Complied Collection… of Joni Music….
But Y’all gonna have to don them Coke-Bottle-Bottom glasses to see it.
Joni!
I love love LOVE You!
You have continuously and always Enriched my Life!
When I die…
I want the two people at my funeral as they spread the dirt over me…
One would be Joni.
The other is a person to be named later… to listen to “Circle Game”—-(see comments if you give at least one fuck)
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Just a little more FB Fun…
Quite Honestly
And quite Frankly…
I do not understand…
Why the FUCK…
I waste even one second of what little, finite time…
That remains for me
On This...
Blue, Beautiful Blue Marble…
On Fukkin FaceBook!
Joni has written, sung & performed some of the most beautiful songs in The History of Song,
but I say this w/o apology:
This is my favorite:
‘Circle Game.’
The older I grow, the more it moves me to tears.
I listen to it over and over again.
At least five or seven, or twenty times a day….
Every fukkin’ day.
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Sometimes…
I wake up…
And this song is playing in my head!
So guess what I do!
I queue it up, and listen.
Star-Struck
And perpetually…
Amazed!
(And re-enforced just once more in love with, with Joni–As if! As if, I ever would need a booster shot!)
That is a Ridiculous Thought
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JONI!
I LOVE YOU!
I LOVE YOU!
I LOVE YOU!!
(Huge Surprise, n’est-ca faux ‘paw’?)
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Precious Few Catch My Twisted…
Sense Of Humour.
Vid Cred: JoniJourney
PPS 2021
There is too much ‘Joni’ running about (on the internet)
Of late.
Why????
Because we are about to lose her.
She is dying.
I do NOT wannna live in a world without Joni.
But…
If offered the option…
I chose life.
Just as I chose Shakespeare.
Joni
Dead or alive.
I love.
I love her.
I will always love her.
On my death bed…
I will say
“At least I knew Joni”