Maddy! Maddy! Maddy!!!!

The Mamas & the Papas –

Dedicated To The One I Love

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And Failing!

Famously Failing!

But I Will NEVER Give UP!

I Will Continue To Sailor On!

This Is Just HOW I ROLL!

Y’all,

I spend a lot of time and energy trying to read, comment and appreciate (and even email) a lot of bloggers.

Yes!

All female!

How I roll–

Men–do your own thing!

Find your own Private Idaho’

Stay out of My Lane!

Make Your Own Kind of Music.

Good on you, if you do, but you bore me.

Women Fucking Fascinate me.

You Don’t

Get Over It!

But I try to do my part

My part to do my part to support them

To encourage them,

When they just ignore me.

Well….

Fuck them!

This is a song dedicated to them!

The ones who ignore me!

(GODDAMN! HOW I LOVE YOU SARA S!)

WORDS FAIL ME

AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE IN

THE FUCKING

‘WORDS-BUSINESS!’

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My Favorite CUNT!

cASS eLLIOt!

Yeah! I’d Fuck Her!

Thrice!

And We’d Both Enjoy

The

Experience(S)

For Any Asshole I may Have Offended….

I just say this:

“I Told You When I Met You I was Crazy!”

Listen To The Mother-Fuckin’ Song!

Or Else I Will Cut Off Your Allowance!

I’ll Take Your Fuckin’ Legs While I’m At It!

I Don’t Give Any Shits About How Many Times You Have Mowed The Goddamn Lawn!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

LAUGHIN’ IT ALL AWAY!

“I Wish I had More Cents O’ Humor!”

But I don’t

Bee-Cause I’m Broke!

So

Fuck

The

Fuck

OFF!!!

Go Ahead!

Ask Me How Many Fucks

I Give!

I Dare You!

I Double DOG Dare You!

I Treble – Dog Dare YOU!