I Would Always Do ANYTHING for Her, Up to And Even Including Serving Prison-Time. AnyThing! Yes, I Loved Her That Marvelous Much
So as we were sitting so very close together on her bed I said,
“Why is he closing the store?”
“Not making any money.”
“Oh. I guess that makes sense. What else did he say, if anything?”
“He said, I guess you could just burn the place down and I’ll collect the insurance. I’ll split it with you.”
I said to Maddy, “He would never do that. He is too much a pussy.”
“Yeah,” she sighed.
Then she confided:
“I stole a lot… A LOT of stuff from the store. Closing right? I lit a fire, but I think it didn’t take. I am so afraid. My fire went out! They will find me out!
“Don’t worry ‘bout that. I’ll fix it for you.”
“How? How you gonna fix it for me?”
“You still have a key to the front door?”
“You know I do.”
“Give it to me.”
“What you gonna do?”
I flashed her a grin:
“I’m gonna burn the place down to the ground. For you Dear Sister”
She gave me the key.
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To be continued….
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As most of you who know me know…
This is a TRUE STORY!
I do not write fiction!
Fuk ’em!
Let them come after me!
“They” will regret that!
And that is a paralyzed fact!
Do not fuck with a copperhead snake!
“Red Next to Yell’ah Will Kill a Fellah”
cHAP uNO Here:
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Somehow Strangely Related:
I have, however, done some wicked shit in my day.
Don’t ask
Don’t tell.
Anonymous,
I did NOT torch his store.
That was my evil double-gang-banger brother
R Oar. Me and a couple locals wrecked a car in their family yard. Schlitz was the culprit.