WP Bleed Out
Watch Me Laugh!
In Your Face
As You Die.
Fuck U Word-Presh And That Horse You Rode In On!
Saddle-Up Ass-Holes–And Strap In Tight!
‘Cause I’m A-Gonna Shoot You Tonight!
And STOP Censoring Me!
Don’t Make Me Come To Your Town.
I Will Run Yu Around…
And Ruin Your Fucking Day!
Writing is a Mother-Fucking Battle-Field!
Join Ze Battle?
I Do Not Need’ To Cresit This!
Fuk All Y’all!
I Am Armed and Crazy! I’ll Shoot You On Sight! I’ll Shoot You Down & I Won’t Even Care As I Watch You Bleed All Over The Fucking Sidewalk.
I Shot You Down!
U Hit The Ground!
Bang Bang Asshole!
Here Is Yet Another One From The Recycle Bin: “Threw Back Up Thursday: Kinky”(I Attempted To Edit Text In This, To Make It More Readable, But Once Again, WordPress is Being Stupid!—I Cannot Believe I Pay Four Hundred Quid A Year for The “Premium” Version of This Garbage WP Ap!
“Remember the Alamo” – Johnny Cash
I Never Forgit Nothin’
“Me No Alamo”
Just some silly-ness from my immature Blogging Past.
(I do hope I have ‘matured’ somewhat since April, but I doubt it)
Don’t try to judge me; take some grains of salt.
Just kids havin’ fun.
Now, for all y’all Texans out there in Radio Land, this Man needs no introduction:
The Once and Future Guv of Texas:
Kinky Friedman and his Texas Jewboys Band:
He’s just an asshole, but dammit! He’s our Asshole an’ we love him.
Fer the res’ of all y’all who were unlucky enuff to not be born’d in This-Great-Land, Way’ll, Please watch an’ enjoy.
An’ lemme say this by way of dis’claimering: Kinky ain’t no race-ist (Hell! He drives a pickup truck, not a Ferrari) agin’ Meskins. He is all over tongue-n-cheek an’ pokes fun at all o’ y’all Texicans. Most even at me.
Kinky Fer President in ‘16!
I love all y’all (even all y’all Yankees)
“Aren’t you scared the Lord will hit you with a light-en-ing bolt?”
“I figger if he did, He’d know what He was doin’. I’d just ride it wherever it took me.”