I Am A Goddamn Mother-Fuckin PATRIOT! Git Get Over it! WARNING! UPDATE: This Post is All Over The Place!—I am Re-Posting This Becuz I am Vain. And Stupid. And Drunk in Texas. And the Only Good and True Woman I ever Had (HS Sweet-heart) Only Emails Me Once Per Year — On My Fukkin’ b’Day. (The Vid Post is All Fucked-Up And Part 2 Takes Forever To Load–_Please Be Patient

That’s it!–ONLY ON MY B’DAY! And PPL Ponder why I have lost MY MIND!! “Gone With The Bear” – As My Third Wife Referred To it. “Just Hold On And Suck In.” –Mammy– My Girl LOVED GWTW! BOOK, Hook, Crook, Line & Sinker!–MOVIE—ALL OF IT! Chapter and Verse!

–Mammy

Video Compilation Credit: huldr rrr

Best Clip. Ignore The Others

Except the Christine McVie toward the end. That one is requisite!

Video Compilation Credit: Michael and Stephanie Sandberg

Video Compilation Credit: ‘S’ et al.

Frankly, My Dear, I Don’t Give A Fuck”

Worth Your Time (When/If You Have Time)

First time I actually ‘talked’ to her was in her ‘Office’.

(She was a ‘new-hire’ Freshly Pressed with her Ph.D.,– Professor at the University and I was in her Brit Lit Class.)

I had already fallen hopelessly in love with her at this point.

‘One Hundred and One–Pounds of Fun’–Yes. She was Tiny

(She looked Kinda Like ‘Betty-Boop’. But in a good way.

“Gidget Gone Haywire” she referred to herself.

(Those quotes were hers, not mine–See my attraction yet?)

I’ve always been a fool for a good-looking woman with brains.

She instinctively knew this.

So I waltzed into her office...

Ready to profess My Un-Dying Love.

She Picked up a Ping-Pong Like Paddle With the Image of Scarlett O’Hara on it and held it in front of her face.

At this point, I realized I was in way over my head.

(But I somehow managed to marry her anyway.)

Damn! How I miss Her!

And her wit

And her novel way with words

I just miss everything about her… mostly her essence.

Her Efflorescence essence.

God Damn! But I did Love Her!

(Still do, I suppose.)

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Bonus to Accentuate My Point:

(Christine has such a rich, deep down dark chocolate voice . I love her)

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Just for fun!

“I’m Mad and I’ll not be!”

“I’ve gotta go, but I’ll be back…”

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Since he Referenced...

Street Cred for the Vid: littlebrat672

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Bye!

Footnote:

My Relationships with Women have ALWAYS Been

COMPLICATED

Cred: Avril Lavigne – Complicated

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Just for a little levity:

Cred for Vid Compilation: KP2013Rules

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SCIENCE!

Mister Peabody

My HERO!

WEIRD!


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How to Build a Dyson Sphere – The Ultimate Megastructure

Cred: Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell

6 thoughts on “I Am A Goddamn Mother-Fuckin PATRIOT! Git Get Over it! WARNING! UPDATE: This Post is All Over The Place!—I am Re-Posting This Becuz I am Vain. And Stupid. And Drunk in Texas. And the Only Good and True Woman I ever Had (HS Sweet-heart) Only Emails Me Once Per Year — On My Fukkin’ b’Day. (The Vid Post is All Fucked-Up And Part 2 Takes Forever To Load–_Please Be Patient

  1. barbaramullenix,

    Not sure why the sound is not working for you.
    Most of the vids here are actually too loud on my comp.
    Maybe something on your end?
    I don’t know, but this concerns me.
    I want folks to be able to enjoy all the stuff I steal

    Cheers,
    –Lance

  2. The sound on all of them was virtually nonexistent. At least on my computer.

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