Rita! Rita! Rita! Most Lovely Lady! For Just One Kiss, I’d Die Happy And Fuck You Kris! You Idiot Native-Texan Moron! Kris! Kris! I Always Desired To Be You! Guess I Finally Made It! Alas! Fukken’ Alas! You Ass!

Kris, You Lost The-Best-Woman In The History Of Women! Kris! You Are A Moron!–But I Still Love You, You Texan Asshole!

It’s Just A ‘Texan-Loyalty’ Thang,

But Don’t Go To The Well

One Too Many Times

Words Fail!

Oh Well!

Best I can Muster:

Wow!

Just

WoW!

Star Stricken Me!

“Rita, You Are So Beautiful!”

Dear Rita: You Do Not Know this, And You Will Never Know This, But, You ‘Sustained’ My Sanity During The ‘Hard Times’–The Three Years—I Spent in Sinai–Desert.

Thank You!

“Learn How To Pretend”

Rita, Beautiful Lady, I Did Learn.

Too Well.

Far Too Well… How to pretend

Well?

Now What?

Kris!

You Moron!

You Really Fucked Up!

Didn’t You!

How Could You let her get away??

You Fucking Idiot!

If you look up “TRUE LOVE” in the Dictionary,

This You Shall Discover

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(Fuk You WordPress!)

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Oh!

And any Fool Out There

Who Feels The Need

To Try To ‘Educate’ ME

On The Stormy Marriage

That… Was Kris & Rita…

Here is a Clue:

DON’T!

I have my Memories…

And My Fantasies…

Do NOT

Tread Upon Them!

OR Try To Trample Them!

If You Do…

(Well, I Recommend You Just don’t)

You Will NOT Enjoy My Respond.

P.S. If ANYONE, And I Do Mean ANYONE, Says/Writes Anything Disparaging/Disrespectful About Rita, I Will Track You Down. And Kill You.

Twice.

And Yes:

I Have The Time and Will to do That!

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  1. It’s on the Shotgun Willie album. Speaking of a “Rita”, another good song worth a listen is Darrell Scott’s “Uncle Lloyd”,a semi biography of a man the songwriter knew. Highly recommended.

  2. “Devil Shivered in a Sleeping Bag”

    DFWSteve,
    I Know this song far too well.
    Now I have to search it out and take a “re-Listen”

  3. Willie’s “Devil Shivered in a Sleeping Bag” lyrics created after Willie was at that Philharmonic show on Kris K’s epic album “Live at the Philharmonic”. Willie was mesmerized by Rita. Thus the memorable lyrics that made it to the Shotgun Willie Album

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