The ‘REAL REASON’

Love You Like Cash Money PJW, And I Do Realize You Have Bills to Pay, But Honestly! Ninety Seconds Of Commercial To Peddle Snake-Oil In The Middle of Your Post?

Really?

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‘REAL REASON’

Credit: Paul Joseph Watson

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Bonus!

Broadcast News (1987) Trailer #1

Fun, Irrelevant Fact: My Second Wife,

(That/My Shakespearean Professor)

And I Used To Talk On The Telephone—Every Sunday Morning

Long After We Were Divorced

And We Talked About EVERYTHING:

Our ‘Currant’ Love-Affairs, Politics, Our Brief & Semi-Stormy Marriage, Price of Tea in China–Everything

And, If You Don’t Watch The Broadcast News Clip,

You Just Won’t ‘Get’ it–Sorry

Credit: Rotten Tomatoes Classic Trailers

Bonus Clip: ‘Real Situation’

Credit: Uncle Bob Marley

Cred For Share: AzZerTix

I NEVER Purposely Mean to Offend. But I Have Reached That Age / Stage In Life Whereby I Am Just No Longer Capable Of Giving A Flying Fu*k.

If You ARE Offended By Anything I Write, That is YOUR Problem. Not MINE.

Have A Nice Day!

Okay?

Glad We Got THAT Sorted.

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Lenny Bruce

The Prophet!

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CARLIN!

GEOEGE ON

STUPID PEOPLE

I Know! I Know! I Know!! I Know I Know I know I KNOW I … I Know I Know I Know I Know I Know I am, Am A Too Fu*king Well-KNOWN Moron.–What of It?

Being Well-Known and Eight Bits Might, Just Might

Get You A Cup Of Coffee.

If You’re Lucky And Have Not Sinned Recently.

Guess That Counts ME Out

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Asshole! I KNOw I KnOw I know I’m a Fukking asshole! I am, A fuckkking Asshole! But I AM not f*CkIN’ sTUpId!

“Shoot Low Sir; I Think she’s Riding a Shetland.”

I Know! Hand Me the Rifle, watch this and STFU!

I Know I Know I Know…

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Bill Withers – Ain’t No Sunshine

Did Y’all Count the “I Knows?”

I Know I know That I did.

I Counted Twenty-Four–

But then, I’m see’in’ Double

Foreigner – Double Vision:

 

Yer Mileage May Vary

Cred for Vid: Andres Trevino

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Texas ain’t ’bout SHit

She is sublime!

In My Mind!

I Created Her In My Mind-Time

But! Go Ahead!

Spend a dime!

Take some Time

And Go Ahead

Live With Me!

In

My Vain Fantasy!

Shoot Low Sir; I Think she’s Riding a Shetland.

Bonus!

“Deep In The Heart Of Texas”

Cred: TXCOC

I made her

(My Muse)

In My Mind!

Pygmalion-Like!

I will expand on thIS LAtR

aLLIGAtOR!

(iF yer Lucky)

This is SEXIST aSK

Ask me hoW maNY Fuks

I Don’t Give!

God Blesse’d Texas!

Fun Fact:

Rhonda and I, My Second or Third,

Lived Less Than Three Mile From

SouthFork “Ranch”,

In Plain’Oh

Texas!

Our Tailor PARK

Was Called

“SouthFork!”

I am NOT

Making This Up!

U Can Look it Up!

(It is Still There!)

But they No Longer Call Them

“Trailer Parks”

They are Now…

“Mobile-Home Communities

Fuk Me!

I am Just Plain ‘Ol White Trash

&

Proud of it

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You Broke it!

You Fix it!

I don’t C’AAre, Nor gi\ve a fuk!

All the Y’alls

Y’all!

Friday Night Lights:

All the Y’alls from Tami Taylor

Yu Fix This Chocolate Mess!

I don’t Have The Time

WP is Stupid…

It is NOT Even Intuitive!—

This is ‘Tweenty-One

Hav’ Fun!

Cred: Chris Spags Ate all, Y’all

& K.Ryan Jones (I Think)

And, Please Don’t Quote Me

(I Have More Than Enough Illegal Troubles Already)

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Lyle, I LOVE IT!”

Watch This GD it

More Bonus OnUS!

Missing Ship’s Movement—Worst ‘Sin’ In The USN. Court Martial Offense. Walk-The-Plank Sentence Immanent

Bon Voyage!

(During ‘War-Time’ Especially.)

Done Deal

You’re Going To Navy Jail!

Warning!

This is a ‘Sea Story’
Albeit, A ‘Rare’ True One
Here Goes!

Better Batten Down Them Hatches!

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Just to get Y’all ‘In-The-Mood’

Irish Rovers-Drunken Sailor

“May You Be Half An Hour In Heaven Before The Devil Knows You’re Dead.”

Cred: Irish Rovers



As We (USS Callaghan, DDG 994)

Were steaming out of San Dog Naval Base
Just beginning our World Cruise, escorting The USS Kitty Hawk
(A ‘Bird Farm—Aircraft Carrier—To ‘No Fuk’ Virginia, Naval Station)

Terminally Related:


As we were just making the turn to La Jolla, we all spied a fishing boat steaming at full speed aiming at our stern.
“WTF?”
Our Skipper slow’d down The Callaghan.
Finally Full stop.
As a matter of fact.


Cap’n Allowed this fishing boat to pull up at our stern.
Fishing boat came up along.


To everyone’s astonishment, some young ‘Squiddy’ (Navy Parlance for A Young idiot fresh out of boot-camp)
Was on-Board.

He was a “Shipmate” Albeit A Stupid One.

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Nathan Evans – There once was a ship that put to sea


With the assistance of us, The Callaghan-Crew, and the fishermen we managed to get the young idiot on-board. Pretty Certain He was still drunk’r Than Cooter Brown
We continued our freshly began voyage.


And Pretty certain ‘Capn’s Mast was in his very near future
.

Turn’s out, our Capt’n was lenient and let him off with just the ‘Blue-Plate Special’

Three months restriction

Reduction in rank

Six days bread an water in the brig

Fun fact, as Ship’s Armorer, I was in charge of the brig. Bad News for him, as Having recently rocked out Of SEAL Training, I did not have a sense of humor when it came to Black-Shoe Naval Idiots

Ref:

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Updated & Had to Add! Arabia (Amman, Chapter The First) “Maggie” Or, “Lance-of-Arabia” Or, “Nothing is Written”

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And Yes, Of Course, I Have Read His Book:

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Lawrence of Arabia (1962)

Trivia:

The desert scenes were shot in Jordan and Morocco and Almería and Doñana in Spain.

Credit For Clip Share: Rotten Tomatoes Classic Trailers

Maggie and Hala Used to Sing This Song around Our Office In Amman.

They Were So Charming!

I miss them so much!

I Used to Have Photos of Them,

But those photos perished in the BBQ Fire My Last Wife Set (Bitch!)

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Maggie and Hala Used to Sing This song,

(Did I Mention This Already? No Matter)

a cappella about our office….

G’Damn!

How I Miss Those Girls!

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Mary Hopkin Those Were The Days

Credit For Video Share: GPITRAL2 Music for Learning English

Someday, Perhaps One Day, I Just May Learn To Speak/Write English

(My Hope Always Springs Eternal)

See?

Here is Proof:

Movie: South Pacific

Artist Mitzi Gaynor

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Jordan

How many women have I loved (and lost)???

Better Dust off that TI Calculator

I worked in Amman Jordan for six months.
(Parsons/Bechtel evacuated Iraq at the end of our project—USAID Rural Water Project)

Kempinski Hotel Amman Jordan

Amman: I Loved Amman

We had completed all the ‘on-the-ground’-work.
Nothing left to do but finalize the paper-work.
We could do this in Jordan.

It was ‘safer

So said Parsons—No need to get anyone else kilt in Iraq—Made sense I suppose.

I protested.
To no avail.

I wanted to remain in Iraq.
Guess what?

My opinions did not matter.
So I flew to Amman.

Parsons maintained an office there.
Employed locals.

An aside/preamble:
Jordan has some of the most beautiful women in the world.
“Danger Will Robinson!” AKA Lance Marcom

I fell hard for one of them.
Working in that office of Parsons’
Her name was Margarete
“Maggie”

She was, of course, an Arab.
But ‘Western-ized and Western- sized:

Meaning ‘Slightly Chunky.’

We fell headlong into love.

This was a monumental fuck-up on my/her part.

I knew better—or should have—we both should have…

Known Better

We did, but we chose to ignore

The danger

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To Be Continued…

Later… Maybe… Probably Not

Gypsy Woman

Performed By Brian Hyland 

Written By Curtis Mayfield

I Know! I Know! I KNOW!

I Caint Edit For Shite!

Street Cred for Shared Vid: dcck123

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Some Smallish Added Value:

Updated/Expanded: Added A Magnificent Documentary About Israel. Profanity ALERT! I Have Very STRONG Emotions About Egypt & Israel–Israel, My Favorite Country (Aside from TEXAS That Is…)

Fun Fact: EVERY Able-Bodied Israeli Citizen Serves At Least Two Years Active Duty In The IDF–Then They’re In The Active Reserve Until They’re Sixty

The United States Could Learn A Thing or Four From Israel

(Do Not Mess With These Sabra Lady Warriors–Trust Me On This One Folks)

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Israel, Birth of a Nation:

Credit For Video Share: Anna Bens

https://www.youtube.com/@annabens7032

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I love Egypt, Iraq, Jordan, And Afghanistan Too.

I Have Spent Far Too Many Of My Life’s Years In The Region

To Not Give-A-Shit.

I.E., I Give A Shit–And I Always Shall

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Standby: More Opinion To Come From Me On This Breaking Story.

https://www.timesofisrael.com/two-israeli-women-killed-another-critically-hurt-in-west-bank-shooting-attack/

https://news.sky.com/story/two-women-killed-in-a-shooting-in-the-west-bank-were-british-nationals-12852029

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The Great Revolt & The Siege of Masada

Credit: History Time (@HistoryTime)

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hava nagila hava

Cred For Share: XxMsrSzprzxX

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Silent Eyes–Paul Simon:

So Iran is pissed off at Israel.

Threatening Israel.

HEY IRAN! FUCK AROUND. FIND OUT!

Israel has the strongest, best military in the Mideast. They have the fiercest soldiers. They have the best technology. What you gonna do Iran? Throw camel shit against nukes?

Good fucking luck in that endeavor

As anyone who knows me, knows

I lived

I Lived There For for many, many years.

Had too many Israeli Girl-Friends Along the Way…

in that region for years. I had a flat in Tel Aviv. I KNOW these people.

FU*K WITH THEM AT YOUR DESERVED PERIL

They don’t mess around.

Nor do they take lightly any threats to their sovereignty

They don’t play.

Watch your Khomeini Ass

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Bonus “Added Value”